Top 10 Most Famous Sex Quotes

Below you’ll find my top 10 favorite sex quotes of all time, spoken by famous people you might (or might not) have expected to say ‘em. Here they are, in no particular order, drumroll please…

  1. “You know ‘that look’ women get when they want sex? Me neither.” ~ Steve Martin
  2. “My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she’s reading.” ~ Steve Jobs
  3. “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” ~ Camille Paglia
  4. “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” ~ Woody Allen
  5. “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
  6. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” ~ Billy Crystal
  7. “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” ~ Tom Clancy
  8. “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” ~ Rod Stewart
  9. “Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” ~ Robin Williams
  10. “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” ~ Robin Williams

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