Top 10 Most Famous Sex Quotes


Below you’ll find my top 10 favorite sex quotes of all time, spoken by famous people you might (or might not) have expected to say ‘em. Here they are, in no particular order, drumroll please…

  1. “You know ‘that look’ women get when they want sex? Me neither.” ~ Steve Martin
  2. “My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she’s reading.” ~ Steve Jobs
  3. “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” ~ Camille Paglia
  4. “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” ~ Woody Allen
  5. “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
  6. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” ~ Billy Crystal
  7. “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” ~ Tom Clancy
  8. “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” ~ Rod Stewart
  9. “Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” ~ Robin Williams
  10. “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” ~ Robin Williams

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Top 10 Most Famous Sex Quotes was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 at 11:48 am. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Famous Quotes,  Funny Quotes,  Performance Evaluation Quotes,  French Jokes (Couldn’t Resist),  Halloween One Liners.


17 Responses to “Top 10 Most Famous Sex Quotes”

  1. Woody Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 11:58 pm

    thats sooooooo funny, but you can have sex while using your brain(as a guy), otherwise you might get the wrong hole!!! LOL

  2. Bec Says:
    September 1st, 2007 at 8:29 am

    Dude… that was pretty funny.
    xD

  3. sam ben Says:
    September 3rd, 2007 at 9:19 pm

    that was preety true because every time when a man asked a woman to have sex that means a place is already occupied the thing is the woman has to say yes and why yes or no and why no

  4. Caity Says:
    September 5th, 2007 at 4:53 pm

    Thats really funny..

  5. Hadi Says:
    September 10th, 2007 at 2:08 am

    a gud 1

  6. Hadi Says:
    September 10th, 2007 at 2:09 am

    funny!!!

  7. Nicole Says:
    September 13th, 2007 at 11:12 pm

    i dk what some of yall talkin bout but this shit is so stupid not even true

  8. nate Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    it’s alright i geuss. it started out good

  9. RoRo Says:
    September 24th, 2007 at 10:27 pm

    robin williams, billy crystal, steve martin and woody allen???
    im astonishd! hey down to earth people! :D naughty naughty :P

  10. Anti Christ Says:
    November 11th, 2007 at 11:33 am

    lmao thats good

  11. Justin Says:
    November 18th, 2007 at 1:07 am

    lmfao, those r some good quotes

  12. Dudett Says:
    November 28th, 2007 at 9:27 pm

    Omg I never knew Robin Williams would say something like that!
    xD

  13. erica michelle Says:
    December 14th, 2007 at 10:27 am

    I think its freakn hilarious! And guys don’t use their brain at the same time as their penis….otherwise they wouldn’t say some of the really weird stuff that seems good to say at the time! It’s pretty messed up! But we women take wat we can get!

  14. virginity loser Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    **cking hell those are fu**ing ace!

  15. virginity loser Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    :):):0(tit*ies):):):0

  16. virginity loser Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    :)

  17. majd Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    hiiiiiiiiiii its real funny………Please”I want to sex photo for famous womans ………on my email majd83windowslive.com

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