Top 10 Most Famous Sex Quotes
Below you'll find my top 10 favorite sex quotes of all time, spoken by famous people you might (or might not) have expected to say 'em. Here they are, in no particular order, drumroll please...
- "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." ~ Steve Martin
- "My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading." ~ Steve Jobs
- "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." ~ Camille Paglia
- "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ~ Woody Allen
- "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." ~ Rodney Dangerfield
- "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." ~ Billy Crystal
- "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." ~ Tom Clancy
- "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." ~ Rod Stewart
- "Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
- "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." ~ Robin Williams
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thats sooooooo funny, but you can have sex while using your brain(as a guy), otherwise you might get the wrong hole!!! LOL
Dude… that was pretty funny.
xD
that was preety true because every time when a man asked a woman to have sex that means a place is already occupied the thing is the woman has to say yes and why yes or no and why no
Thats really funny..
a gud 1
funny!!!
i dk what some of yall talkin bout but this shit is so stupid not even true
it’s alright i geuss. it started out good
robin williams, billy crystal, steve martin and woody allen???
naughty naughty 
im astonishd! hey down to earth people!
lmao thats good
lmfao, those r some good quotes
Omg I never knew Robin Williams would say something like that!
xD
I think its freakn hilarious! And guys don’t use their brain at the same time as their penis….otherwise they wouldn’t say some of the really weird stuff that seems good to say at the time! It’s pretty messed up! But we women take wat we can get!
**cking hell those are fu**ing ace!
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Nos 6 & 10 caught me. cool. anyways big up to all Trinbagonians. Love you all.
No. 3 and 4 are killers
#10!
I’ve heard better. I’m rarely amused by anything like this anyway. Whatever. Life goes on.
That was funny!
Haha!! These are brilliant. I really like number 5!
that’s incredibly cool…really funny!
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o ya seeeeexxxxxxx with sexy chick i can do it all day long
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it’s hot