Comments on: Top 10 List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html Browse literally thousands of totally free funny jokes, riddles, cartoons, pictures, videos and more. Most popular humor and joke blog on the internet. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 04:04:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: chris who sucks grimaces http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html/comment-page-1#comment-31903 chris who sucks grimaces Mon, 02 May 2011 16:58:53 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html#comment-31903 penis lol penis lol

]]> By: MIke http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html/comment-page-1#comment-31096 MIke Thu, 30 Dec 2010 18:57:26 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html#comment-31096 more things you wouldn't want to hear: -Nurse, open the webpage of the hospital and click where it says "Are you totally lost?" -We're out of anesthesia?? -Quick! Where's the manual?! more things you wouldn’t want to hear:

-Nurse, open the webpage of the hospital and click where it says “Are you totally lost?”
-We’re out of anesthesia??
-Quick! Where’s the manual?!

]]> By: I made 'em up! http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html/comment-page-1#comment-28482 I made 'em up! Mon, 12 Jul 2010 04:16:54 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html#comment-28482 More things you wouldn't want your doctor to say: "This is the first time a patient has survived this long during an operation that I've done alone", "This is my first time operating on a real person", " Hope you don't need that", or "That'll grow back...wait...never mind". More things you wouldn’t want your doctor to say: “This is the first time a patient has survived this long during an operation that I’ve done alone”, “This is my first time operating on a real person”, ” Hope you don’t need that”, or “That’ll grow back…wait…never mind”.

]]> By: kim http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html/comment-page-1#comment-28294 kim Tue, 29 Jun 2010 23:46:00 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html#comment-28294 The jokes we're okay lol The jokes we’re okay lol

]]> By: ImaJew http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html/comment-page-1#comment-26362 ImaJew Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:10:35 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html#comment-26362 @Michael Johnson Just for future reference, you are not put to sleep for every king of surgery. I had knee surgery I got to watch it all in this huge ceiling mirror thing, it was sweet. ~~~ImaJew~~~ @Michael Johnson
Just for future reference, you are not put to sleep for every king of surgery. I had knee surgery I got to watch it all in this huge ceiling mirror thing, it was sweet.
~~~ImaJew~~~

]]> By: bri http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html/comment-page-1#comment-16293 bri Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:08:51 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html#comment-16293 im tellin you im tellin you

]]> By: po2randall http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html/comment-page-1#comment-14082 po2randall Sun, 01 Feb 2009 06:50:54 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html#comment-14082 well they dont put you in a deep sleep anymore they keep you in a so called twilight sleep where you cant feel anything nor see you are able to hear and talk to them. My grand pa had heart implants a defibrillator and pace maker installed and he was in this type of state . well they dont put you in a deep sleep anymore they keep you in a so called twilight sleep where you cant feel anything nor see you are able to hear and talk to them. My grand pa had heart implants a defibrillator and pace maker installed and he was in this type of state .

]]> By: destiny http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html/comment-page-1#comment-13597 destiny Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:57:20 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html#comment-13597 um.. your the doofus! (Stiefer-Women) jk... lol im just titting around withe u your my BREASTEST friend just TITTING don't be such a BOOB #! o...yah!!! now that's what u cal funy shiz um.. your the doofus! (Stiefer-Women) jk… lol im just titting around withe u your my BREASTEST friend just TITTING don’t be such a BOOB #! o…yah!!!
now that’s what u cal funy shiz

]]> By: Stiefer-woman http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html/comment-page-1#comment-12351 Stiefer-woman Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:31:36 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html#comment-12351 Michael are ya dumb?! No sh*& your under anesthesia (sp?) however that is why this is a JOKE doesnt have to be based on facts you doofus! Michael are ya dumb?! No sh*& your under anesthesia (sp?) however that is why this is a JOKE doesnt have to be based on facts you doofus!

]]> By: Sophie http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html/comment-page-1#comment-11834 Sophie Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:02:07 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery.html#comment-11834 "The hip bone's connected to the, leg bone. The leg bones connected to the, ankle bone. The ankle bones..." Wouldn't wanna hear your surgeon singing that. “The hip bone’s connected to the, leg bone. The leg bones connected to the, ankle bone. The ankle bones…”

Wouldn’t wanna hear your surgeon singing that.

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