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	<title>Comments on: Top 10 List of Things You Don&#8217;t Want to Hear During Surgery</title>
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		<title>By: bri</title>
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		<dc:creator>bri</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>im tellin you</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>im tellin you</p>
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		<title>By: po2randall</title>
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		<dc:creator>po2randall</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 06:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>well they dont put you in a deep sleep anymore they keep you in a so called twilight sleep where you cant feel anything nor see you are able to hear and talk to them. My grand pa had heart  implants a defibrillator and pace maker installed  and he was in this type of state .</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well they dont put you in a deep sleep anymore they keep you in a so called twilight sleep where you cant feel anything nor see you are able to hear and talk to them. My grand pa had heart  implants a defibrillator and pace maker installed  and he was in this type of state .</p>
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		<title>By: destiny</title>
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		<dc:creator>destiny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>um.. your the doofus! (Stiefer-Women)   jk... lol im just titting around withe u your my BREASTEST friend just TITTING don&#039;t be such a BOOB  #!  o...yah!!! 
now that&#039;s what u cal funy shiz</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>um.. your the doofus! (Stiefer-Women)   jk&#8230; lol im just titting around withe u your my BREASTEST friend just TITTING don&#8217;t be such a BOOB  #!  o&#8230;yah!!!<br />
now that&#8217;s what u cal funy shiz</p>
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		<title>By: Stiefer-woman</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stiefer-woman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Michael are ya dumb?! No sh*&amp; your under anesthesia (sp?) however that is why this is a JOKE doesnt have to be based on facts you doofus!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Michael are ya dumb?! No sh*&amp; your under anesthesia (sp?) however that is why this is a JOKE doesnt have to be based on facts you doofus!</p>
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		<title>By: Sophie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sophie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:02:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;The hip bone&#039;s connected to the, leg bone. The leg bones connected to the, ankle bone. The ankle bones...&quot;

Wouldn&#039;t wanna hear your surgeon singing that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;The hip bone&#8217;s connected to the, leg bone. The leg bones connected to the, ankle bone. The ankle bones&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Wouldn&#8217;t wanna hear your surgeon singing that.</p>
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		<title>By: Lauren</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why cant u ppl just say nice things.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why cant u ppl just say nice things.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Johnson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michael Johnson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:35:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You can&#039;t hear things when you&#039;re about to go into surgery. You&#039;re under anistetic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can&#8217;t hear things when you&#8217;re about to go into surgery. You&#8217;re under anistetic.</p>
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		<title>By: god</title>
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		<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>#  jose Says:
January 9th, 2008 at 11:10 am

LEARN HOW TO SPELL


lern2spel...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#  jose Says:<br />
January 9th, 2008 at 11:10 am</p>
<p>LEARN HOW TO SPELL</p>
<p>lern2spel&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Jokes Journal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jokes Journal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 22:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good joke! I will tell it to my subscribers too :-)

Keep up the good work!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good joke! I will tell it to my subscribers too <img src='http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Keep up the good work!</p>
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		<title>By: ishwer</title>
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		<dc:creator>ishwer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>pls send me the jokes,kids jokes,stupid jokes,adult jokes now</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pls send me the jokes,kids jokes,stupid jokes,adult jokes now</p>
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