Top 10 List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
I've never had any major surgery so I consider myself pretty lucky, however not everyone can say that. I get scared just thinking about going under the knife, and if I ever did - these are 10 things that I surely don't want to hear my doctor say...
Has anyone seen my watch?
Come back with that! [...]
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Top 10 List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
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And the number one thing you don’t want to hear a docter say is:
“I’m a doctor?”
another thing you don’t want the doctor to say is…
“He’s having bypass surgery?!!! i thought he was in for adult circumcision!!!”
&
“WTF?!!!”
LEARN HOW TO SPELL
wow…ppl learn to tell better jokes
u lot were crap but i practically wet myself at the original joke!lol pmsl!
pls send me the jokes,kids jokes,stupid jokes,adult jokes now
Good joke! I will tell it to my subscribers too
Keep up the good work!
# jose Says:
January 9th, 2008 at 11:10 am
LEARN HOW TO SPELL
lern2spel…
You can’t hear things when you’re about to go into surgery. You’re under anistetic.
Why cant u ppl just say nice things.
“The hip bone’s connected to the, leg bone. The leg bones connected to the, ankle bone. The ankle bones…”
Wouldn’t wanna hear your surgeon singing that.
Michael are ya dumb?! No sh*& your under anesthesia (sp?) however that is why this is a JOKE doesnt have to be based on facts you doofus!
um.. your the doofus! (Stiefer-Women) jk… lol im just titting around withe u your my BREASTEST friend just TITTING don’t be such a BOOB #! o…yah!!!
now that’s what u cal funy shiz
well they dont put you in a deep sleep anymore they keep you in a so called twilight sleep where you cant feel anything nor see you are able to hear and talk to them. My grand pa had heart implants a defibrillator and pace maker installed and he was in this type of state .
im tellin you