Top 10 List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery


I’ve never had any major surgery so I consider myself pretty lucky, however not everyone can say that. I get scared just thinking about going under the knife, and if I ever did - these are 10 things that I surely don’t want to hear my doctor say…

  • Has anyone seen my watch?
  • Come back with that! Bad Dog!
  • Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
  • Hand me that… uh… thingy over there.
  • What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!
  • Damn, there go the lights again…
  • Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
  • What do you mean, he’s not insured?
  • Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “Bay Watch”

And the number one thing I don’t want to her my doctor say during surgery…

  • Oops!

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Top 10 List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 at 11:26 am. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Don’t Mention It,  Why Married Couples Don’t Have Sex,  Boy Without Eyelids,  Did You Hear About The Blonde?,  Cops Say The Darndest Things.


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9 Responses to “Top 10 List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery”

  1. Me Says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 2:05 am

    And the number one thing you don’t want to hear a docter say is:

    “I’m a doctor?”

  2. unanymous Says:
    January 4th, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    another thing you don’t want the doctor to say is…

    “He’s having bypass surgery?!!! i thought he was in for adult circumcision!!!”
    &
    “WTF?!!!”

  3. jose Says:
    January 9th, 2008 at 11:10 am

    LEARN HOW TO SPELL

  4. snorider323 Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    wow…ppl learn to tell better jokes

  5. virginity loser Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    u lot were crap but i practically wet myself at the original joke!lol pmsl!

  6. ishwer Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 10:22 am

    pls send me the jokes,kids jokes,stupid jokes,adult jokes now

  7. Jokes Journal Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    Good joke! I will tell it to my subscribers too :-)

    Keep up the good work!

  8. god Says:
    April 4th, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    # jose Says:
    January 9th, 2008 at 11:10 am

    LEARN HOW TO SPELL

    lern2spel…

  9. Michael Johnson Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 7:35 am

    You can’t hear things when you’re about to go into surgery. You’re under anistetic.

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