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	<title>Comments on: Top 10 George Carlin Quotes Of All Time</title>
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		<title>By: Crystal Richardson</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-george-carlin-quotes-of-all-time.html/comment-page-1#comment-31922</link>
		<dc:creator>Crystal Richardson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 04:11:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He probably didn&#039;t mention the alcohol and vicodin because what he put in his own body is not anyone else&#039;s business. Geeeez at the nosey people and how they love to tell others what to do. Why don&#039;t you tell what prescriptions you are on and if you drink alcohol. They&#039;re all ok according to the government...but really, I doubt if anyone cares, because why? It&#039;s none of our business what the others do as long as you&#039;re not hurting someone and I don&#039;t see how what George Carlin did or didn&#039;t put in his body could hurt anyone else...maybe it&#039;s just me that sees that...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He probably didn&#8217;t mention the alcohol and vicodin because what he put in his own body is not anyone else&#8217;s business. Geeeez at the nosey people and how they love to tell others what to do. Why don&#8217;t you tell what prescriptions you are on and if you drink alcohol. They&#8217;re all ok according to the government&#8230;but really, I doubt if anyone cares, because why? It&#8217;s none of our business what the others do as long as you&#8217;re not hurting someone and I don&#8217;t see how what George Carlin did or didn&#8217;t put in his body could hurt anyone else&#8230;maybe it&#8217;s just me that sees that&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Crystal Richardson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Crystal Richardson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 04:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love George Carlin. I listen to him alot and I have all his books. He was very intelligent and I love how he pointed out the truths backed by real logic. He made perfect sense to me. I am reminded of that when I see &quot;christians&quot; that are boasting about how someone may &quot;rot in hell&quot;...almost sadistic...LOL shudders</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love George Carlin. I listen to him alot and I have all his books. He was very intelligent and I love how he pointed out the truths backed by real logic. He made perfect sense to me. I am reminded of that when I see &#8220;christians&#8221; that are boasting about how someone may &#8220;rot in hell&#8221;&#8230;almost sadistic&#8230;LOL shudders</p>
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		<title>By: Eddie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eddie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 23:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Carlin: I wonder why he forgot to mention in his comedy routines his addiction to alcohol and Vicodin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Carlin: I wonder why he forgot to mention in his comedy routines his addiction to alcohol and Vicodin.</p>
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		<title>By: Mo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 07:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He certainly was a GENIOUS, esp. when it comes to his ability of using, mixing, use/abuse the words. He was THE ONE. I wonder if I will see/hear someone as interesting as him in my whole life agian.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He certainly was a GENIOUS, esp. when it comes to his ability of using, mixing, use/abuse the words. He was THE ONE. I wonder if I will see/hear someone as interesting as him in my whole life agian.</p>
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		<title>By: Who Knew?</title>
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		<dc:creator>Who Knew?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To say Carlin was a genius is an understatement, but how many of you knew that his father was a Catholic Priest. Religion is not the topic of this comment section, George Carlin&#039;s Top 10 Quotes Of All Time is. He did what he loved doing, made us all laugh in the process, and lived his life to the fullest. Bravo Mr. George Carlin!!!!!  He will always be in the thoughts of the people who appreciate true talent.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To say Carlin was a genius is an understatement, but how many of you knew that his father was a Catholic Priest. Religion is not the topic of this comment section, George Carlin&#8217;s Top 10 Quotes Of All Time is. He did what he loved doing, made us all laugh in the process, and lived his life to the fullest. Bravo Mr. George Carlin!!!!!  He will always be in the thoughts of the people who appreciate true talent.</p>
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		<title>By: cracker</title>
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		<dc:creator>cracker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Religion is obsolete.  It slows human progress, causes unnecessary strife and conflict, clouds perception and, probably worst of all, CAUSES A LACK OF SENSE OF HUMOR!  &quot;Now, write that a hundred times.  If it&#039;s not done by sunrise I&#039;ll cut your balls off.  Hail Caesar!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Religion is obsolete.  It slows human progress, causes unnecessary strife and conflict, clouds perception and, probably worst of all, CAUSES A LACK OF SENSE OF HUMOR!  &#8220;Now, write that a hundred times.  If it&#8217;s not done by sunrise I&#8217;ll cut your balls off.  Hail Caesar!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Sam r</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sam r</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Vanessa, if it&#039;s just as possible, if not more possible, for something to burn forever than for someone to live forever. Some of what you said is true, but other parts completely contradict what the bible says. How about you think about what your doing before you put it up on the Internet for the world to see.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vanessa, if it&#8217;s just as possible, if not more possible, for something to burn forever than for someone to live forever. Some of what you said is true, but other parts completely contradict what the bible says. How about you think about what your doing before you put it up on the Internet for the world to see.</p>
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		<title>By: a person</title>
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		<dc:creator>a person</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hooray! finally the debate ends! oh no bulldog please don&#039;t start this again I&#039;M BEGGING YOU! please, people! laugh it up! end this stupid thing and start commenting stuff like, &quot;lol datz funneh!&quot; and whatever! PLEASE! okay... i think i made that a bit more dramatic than it needs to be. but, uhhh... no offese to bulldog. or whatever your name is in real life. and... ummm.... thank&#039;s for actually talkin&#039; about george and not fighting over religion. OMG, DID I JYNX THAT???  peace out. and ummm... bye!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hooray! finally the debate ends! oh no bulldog please don&#8217;t start this again I&#8217;M BEGGING YOU! please, people! laugh it up! end this stupid thing and start commenting stuff like, &#8220;lol datz funneh!&#8221; and whatever! PLEASE! okay&#8230; i think i made that a bit more dramatic than it needs to be. but, uhhh&#8230; no offese to bulldog. or whatever your name is in real life. and&#8230; ummm&#8230;. thank&#8217;s for actually talkin&#8217; about george and not fighting over religion. OMG, DID I JYNX THAT???  peace out. and ummm&#8230; bye!</p>
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		<title>By: Bulldog</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bulldog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>George is a genious of his time. As for global we didnt cause it, We merely sped it up a little. Since the begining of time the earth has gone through many heating and cooling cycles. look at the dinosaurs, they starved to death because of a drought, if you dont belive this look around at all the dying evergreens, they are all thirsty. evergreens consume the most water every year about 75 gallons per tree, if I remember that right. and yes the cathlics, mormans, church of christ and several other denominations use a bible that identifies hell right inside. now im sorry but I believe in GOD but only to a certain point, because our lives not written we choose what we should do whether its rright or wrong, we must live with that consequence, if it was something bad enough you spend time in jail with no rights or dignity, &quot;hell&quot; if you will. if you do it by the book and get to the top of your company and have the mpost money in your family &quot;hevean&quot; you can see my point.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>George is a genious of his time. As for global we didnt cause it, We merely sped it up a little. Since the begining of time the earth has gone through many heating and cooling cycles. look at the dinosaurs, they starved to death because of a drought, if you dont belive this look around at all the dying evergreens, they are all thirsty. evergreens consume the most water every year about 75 gallons per tree, if I remember that right. and yes the cathlics, mormans, church of christ and several other denominations use a bible that identifies hell right inside. now im sorry but I believe in GOD but only to a certain point, because our lives not written we choose what we should do whether its rright or wrong, we must live with that consequence, if it was something bad enough you spend time in jail with no rights or dignity, &#8220;hell&#8221; if you will. if you do it by the book and get to the top of your company and have the mpost money in your family &#8220;hevean&#8221; you can see my point.</p>
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		<title>By: jemi</title>
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		<dc:creator>jemi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dis guy  is nuts... if he dosnt know god, wats d use he had been existing all des days??/ he wud certainly rot in hell if he never accepts god....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dis guy  is nuts&#8230; if he dosnt know god, wats d use he had been existing all des days??/ he wud certainly rot in hell if he never accepts god&#8230;.</p>
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