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		<title>By: Anton</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL!!! SO FUNNY!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL!!! SO FUNNY!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Cody</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cody</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:25:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do you have any Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc. in you? (She says: No) Want some?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you have any Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc. in you? (She says: No) Want some?</p>
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		<title>By: bill cwinton</title>
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		<dc:creator>bill cwinton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Have you ever believed in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever believed in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?</p>
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		<title>By: wow</title>
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		<dc:creator>wow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Coin slot that song was written by the Arrogant Worms.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Coin slot that song was written by the Arrogant Worms.</p>
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		<title>By: sarah</title>
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		<dc:creator>sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>me and u are goin too make love tonite!!!!u no y??? cause i am stronger than u!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>me and u are goin too make love tonite!!!!u no y??? cause i am stronger than u!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: molly</title>
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		<dc:creator>molly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 16:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>okay, i have to admit it, those were hilarious!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>okay, i have to admit it, those were hilarious!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Dex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.</p>
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		<title>By: unreal media</title>
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		<dc:creator>unreal media</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>excellent stuff.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>excellent stuff.</p>
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		<title>By: dragon warrior</title>
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		<dc:creator>dragon warrior</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:10:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>greatest song ever!</description>
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		<title>By: coin_slot</title>
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		<dc:creator>coin_slot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:09:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.

[Chorus:]
We fired our guns and the British kept a&#039;comin.
There wasn&#039;t nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin&#039; on
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We looked down the river and we see&#039;d the British come.
And there must have been a hundred of&#039;em beatin&#039; on the drum.
They stepped so high and they made the bugles ring.
We stood by our cotton bales and didn&#039;t say a thing.

[Chorus]

Old Hickory said we could take &#039;em by surprise
If we didn&#039;t fire our muskets &#039;til we looked &#039;em in the eye
We held our fire &#039;til we see&#039;d their faces well.
Then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave &#039;em ... well

[Chorus]

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn&#039;t go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn&#039;t catch &#039;em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**

We fired our cannon &#039;til the barrel melted down.
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.

[Chorus]

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn&#039;t go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn&#039;t catch &#039;em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 1814 we took a little trip<br />
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.<br />
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans<br />
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.</p>
<p>[Chorus:]<br />
We fired our guns and the British kept a&#8217;comin.<br />
There wasn&#8217;t nigh as many as there was a while ago.<br />
We fired once more and they began to runnin&#8217; on<br />
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.</p>
<p>We looked down the river and we see&#8217;d the British come.<br />
And there must have been a hundred of&#8217;em beatin&#8217; on the drum.<br />
They stepped so high and they made the bugles ring.<br />
We stood by our cotton bales and didn&#8217;t say a thing.</p>
<p>[Chorus]</p>
<p>Old Hickory said we could take &#8216;em by surprise<br />
If we didn&#8217;t fire our muskets &#8217;til we looked &#8216;em in the eye<br />
We held our fire &#8217;til we see&#8217;d their faces well.<br />
Then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave &#8216;em &#8230; well</p>
<p>[Chorus]</p>
<p>Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles<br />
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn&#8217;t go.<br />
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn&#8217;t catch &#8216;em<br />
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**</p>
<p>We fired our cannon &#8217;til the barrel melted down.<br />
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.<br />
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind<br />
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.</p>
<p>[Chorus]</p>
<p>Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles<br />
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn&#8217;t go.<br />
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn&#8217;t catch &#8216;em<br />
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**</p>
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