Top 10 Corniest Redneck Pickup Lines
Our last set of pickup lines received such a good response, I figure we'd throw out the top 10 corniest Redneck pickup lines we could find. Here they are in no particular order and, as always, feel free to add your own : )
Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away.
Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya [...]
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Top 10 Corniest Redneck Pickup Lines
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Baby, why don’t ya set right cher on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thang that pops up
One time there was this squirrel on coc and he wents NUTS!!!
u gotta perty tooth.
Did you grow up on a chicken farm?? Because you sure know how to raise cock!!
THATS FUNNY
LOL
first ones are funny
rofl
Yeah I own my home, its on the back of my truck.
My home is where i park it
LOL THESE ARE GREAT!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.
[Chorus:]
We fired our guns and the British kept a’comin.
There wasn’t nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin’ on
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
We looked down the river and we see’d the British come.
And there must have been a hundred of’em beatin’ on the drum.
They stepped so high and they made the bugles ring.
We stood by our cotton bales and didn’t say a thing.
[Chorus]
Old Hickory said we could take ‘em by surprise
If we didn’t fire our muskets ’til we looked ‘em in the eye
We held our fire ’til we see’d their faces well.
Then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave ‘em … well
[Chorus]
Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn’t go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn’t catch ‘em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**
We fired our cannon ’til the barrel melted down.
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.
[Chorus]
Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn’t go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn’t catch ‘em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**
greatest song ever!
excellent stuff.
Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.
okay, i have to admit it, those were hilarious!!!
me and u are goin too make love tonite!!!!u no y??? cause i am stronger than u!!!!
Coin slot that song was written by the Arrogant Worms.
Have you ever believed in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have any Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc. in you? (She says: No) Want some?
LOL!!! SO FUNNY!!!