Top 10 Corniest Redneck Pickup Lines

Our last set of pickup lines received such a good response, I figure we’d throw out the top 10 corniest Redneck pickup lines we could find. Here they are in no particular order and, as always, feel free to add your own : )

  • Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away.
  • Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
  • My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
  • Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
  • Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
  • You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
  • I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I can make yer “bed-rock.”
  • If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
  • I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder.
  • If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

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