Top 10 Corniest Redneck Pickup Lines
Our last set of pickup lines received such a good response, I figure we’d throw out the top 10 corniest Redneck pickup lines we could find. Here they are in no particular order and, as always, feel free to add your own : )
- Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away.
- Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
- My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
- Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
- Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
- You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
- I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I can make yer “bed-rock.”
- If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
- I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder.
- If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.
What'd You Think?
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August 28th, 2007 at 11:01 am
Baby, why don’t ya set right cher on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thang that pops up
August 28th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
One time there was this squirrel on coc and he wents NUTS!!!
September 2nd, 2007 at 11:27 pm
u gotta perty tooth.
September 5th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Did you grow up on a chicken farm?? Because you sure know how to raise cock!!
September 9th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
THATS FUNNY
September 27th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
LOL
October 5th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
first ones are funny
October 17th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
rofl
October 27th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Yeah I own my home, its on the back of my truck.
November 6th, 2007 at 12:52 am
My home is where i park it
November 11th, 2007 at 10:33 am
LOL THESE ARE GREAT!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!
November 21st, 2007 at 4:07 am
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
November 25th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
March 30th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.
[Chorus:]
We fired our guns and the British kept a’comin.
There wasn’t nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin’ on
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
We looked down the river and we see’d the British come.
And there must have been a hundred of’em beatin’ on the drum.
They stepped so high and they made the bugles ring.
We stood by our cotton bales and didn’t say a thing.
[Chorus]
Old Hickory said we could take ‘em by surprise
If we didn’t fire our muskets ’til we looked ‘em in the eye
We held our fire ’til we see’d their faces well.
Then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave ‘em … well
[Chorus]
Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn’t go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn’t catch ‘em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**
We fired our cannon ’til the barrel melted down.
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.
[Chorus]
Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn’t go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn’t catch ‘em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**
March 30th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
greatest song ever!
October 1st, 2008 at 3:24 pm
excellent stuff.