Comments on: Top 10 Corniest Pickup Lines

By: Sophie

Sophie — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:18:24 +0000

“I’m sorry, were you talking to me?”

“No…”

“Well then, please start.”

sammy — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:00:12 +0000

How bout…

Lets play carpenter, first we get hammered then i nail you

or i knew a girl once who’s bf got her 11 real roses and one fake one with a card that said i will love you until the last rose dies…

Boredguy — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:06:08 +0000

baby u soo hot that everytime i see u , u give me a sunstroke!!!

tash — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:44:21 +0000

do you fancy a f**k?
no
well would u mind lying down while i have one??

Workingman — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 09:58:27 +0000

“Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?
(I don’t know)
“Enuff to break the ice.”

Pete Zahut — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:56:01 +0000

Baby does this smell like chloroform?

Mike Hunt — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:53:33 +0000

Hey, the word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word. tehehe

irish — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:24:43 +0000

giv a romantic look then whisper this poem in her ear:

roses are red, violets are blue,
bet you thot i wz serious, how disappointed are you?

Squirrel — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:41:29 +0000

Cheesey -__-

Were your parents aliens? ‘Cause you’re out of this world…

chastity — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:13:34 +0000

cute-_-
–> my favorite

if you hold up eleven roses in the mirror then you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world