Top 10 Corniest Pickup Lines
Alright ladies, I admit... men have said some pretty corny things to break the ice. Pick-up lines have become somewhat of a novelty, only the coolest guys use them now (kidding). At any rate, here ar ethe top 10 corniest pickup lines I've ever heard (in no particular order). Ladies or Gents - feel free [...]
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you are one tall glass of water and im tellin you scraight up…im thirsty!
did you just break wind, cuz you just blew me away
BEST PICKUP LINE EVER!!!
“Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?”
haha
do you work for cingular? cause your raising my bar
Youve got great legs. What time are they open?
are you from Tennesse??
cuz you’re the only ten-I-see…
“What are you doing tonight, besides me”
I like your booty but im not gay
Do you work for UPS? I coulda swore you were checkin out my package.
I was in a grocery store when some guy said this one to me:
“As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit!”
yeah I slaped him….
NinjaTweak has a funny one
BTW chloroform knocks you out
4 all yah that mad a pick up line have yah ever got a gurl witt one? Damn that’s sad that way a gurl likes yu LoL
Baby, if I was a squirl & you were a tree, I would put my nutts in your hole
O_o heres one…
hey babe, when i was younger i was very popular. girls run after me, thats after a throw rocks at them.
Hey, I’m lost, can you help me find the way to your house?
IF U WERE A BUGGER ID PICK YOU FIRST .!
YOUR MOM WAS BETTER LAST NIGHT, WANNA PROVE ME WRONG ?
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUEE
CANDY IS SWEET & SO R U <3
HEYY YALL..
ROSES ARE RED
LEMONS ARE SOUR
OPEN YUHR LEGS & GIVE ME AN HOUR.
Two really gross ones:
a) “Girl I would drink yo’ bath water!”
b) “Baby, come sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart!”
“Hey there beautiful, my name is ____. I am a pilot, in town for a layover, I’m hoping to find someone to, lay over. Interested?”
My Love for you is like diarrahia … I can’t hold it in
Your parents must be retarded, cuz you are something special.
Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I like your legs and what’s in between.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
My best friend thinks we should meet and go out because we are perfect for each other.
Baby your eyes are like spanners….
they make my nuts go tight.