Alright ladies, I admit... men have said some pretty corny things to break the ice. Pick-up lines have become somewhat of a novelty, only the coolest guys use them now (kidding). At any rate, here ar ethe top 10 corniest pickup lines I've ever heard (in no particular order). Ladies or Gents - feel free [...]
Top 10 Corniest Pickup Lines
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Top 10 Corniest Pickup Lines was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 at 10:53 amin Female Jokes, Jokes, Male Jokes, One Liner Jokes.
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you are one tall glass of water and im tellin you scraight up…im thirsty!
did you just break wind, cuz you just blew me away
BEST PICKUP LINE EVER!!!
“Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?”
haha
do you work for cingular? cause your raising my bar
Youve got great legs. What time are they open?
are you from Tennesse??
cuz you’re the only ten-I-see…
“What are you doing tonight, besides me”
I like your booty but im not gay
Do you work for UPS? I coulda swore you were checkin out my package.
I was in a grocery store when some guy said this one to me:
“As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit!”
yeah I slaped him….
NinjaTweak has a funny one
BTW chloroform knocks you out
4 all yah that mad a pick up line have yah ever got a gurl witt one? Damn that’s sad that way a gurl likes yu LoL
Baby, if I was a squirl & you were a tree, I would put my nutts in your hole
O_o heres one…
hey babe, when i was younger i was very popular. girls run after me, thats after a throw rocks at them.