Top 10 Corniest Pickup Lines
Alright ladies, I admit... men have said some pretty corny things to break the ice. Pick-up lines have become somewhat of a novelty, only the coolest guys use them now (kidding). At any rate, here ar ethe top 10 corniest pickup lines I've ever heard (in no particular order). Ladies or Gents - feel free [...]
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Girl! U must be tired because u’ve been running through my mind all day.
R u from Tennesse because ur the only ten i see.
Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
If you were a booger I’d pick you.
LOL, hahaha U guys are funny, lol
I used to cocktail waitres and bartend for many years, so of course there were always those lines, and this one ignorant drunk guy kept bugging me and being really ignorant, then he asked me, “so baby, what’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?” so I told him, ‘u just asked’. lol, dry sense of humor I guess, hahaha
well i’ve never got a pick up line before biu i did get a guy that sed he loved me i did not even know the guy after that i never saw him agin.
are your parents terrorist coz baby you are the bomb
Baby I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
i seem to have lost my number can i have yours ………….or the cops are looking for you because you stole my heart ………. or did it hurt (what? When you fell from heaven
where u raised on a farm? cuz u just raised my cock.
that was from high school, the most used pick up line. xD
so….your a girl, huh?
haha….my friend told me that one, i think that it is so funny!♥
are you from hooters? o really you should apply
My face is leaving in 15 minutes, Be On It!!!…………….or Your not the best looking girl in here but im the only one talking to you.
You’re like a dictionary…..u put a meaning to my life.
Hiya darling , how do you want you’re egg in the morning?
Boiled,
Blended,
Or fertilized?
I Like that shirt, I’d like it better on my bedroom floor in the morning.
have u lost your virginity?,,,,, can i have the box it came in?
do you have a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants!
Baby, Does this rag smell like chloroform?
i might be a guy but ive heard really corny lines b4 but the corniest one is……do u hav spanner eyes, because when i look at u my nuts tighten
Well im in the army so this is the one i hate/like/hear the most…..
wanna play army, Ill lay down and u can blow the hell outta me….
I’m a sucker for corny pickup lines that are sweet.
I laughed at a lot of these they are so damned stupid
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hahahahhaa! some are funny! sum are jus too much! guys, if ur out there believ me sweet ones do the trick, evn if uve heard on funny and jokes!
hahaha lol I love corny lines
i heard that u kisses turn into the sweetest of dreams….so damn girl where have u been i have been having the most terrible nightmires…
my favrote “I love every muscle in your body” points to crotch “Especially this one”
I remembered a good one for this but then forgot.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I am a red head. I have heard many in that respect. Mostly: Are you a real red head? Wanna prove it?
Is it true about red heads? What? Red on the head fire in the hole? Terrible!!!
Heaven has lost an angel and I just found her.
hey baby did you fall from a tornado? cuz your body is splattered allover my front porch and im really going to need someone to cleanit up and im not going to so like call the trash guy or sumthin
so corny!!! stupid!!!
corny pick up lines always gets 2 me but it does not make me easy 2 get
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he ran into that cheap motel room
You have 206 bones in your body..want one more?
Male or Female can use this one and is one of my “cute favorites”
Act sad and down where ever you want to pick up a guy/girl, and hope they notice you and ask whats wrong. Your reply: I lost my teddy bear…(hold for dramatic effect) Could you cuddle with me instead?
of course this is just for a laugh ^ ^
if I flipped this 50 cent coin, whats the chance of me getting head? :3
Baby did you fart? Because you blow me away
i used this on the girl i like and she was all like wow!!! thats so sweet… It’s not my fault i fell in love. Because baby you’re the one that tripped me.
This one is kinda weird and random but if sum 1 said this to u especailly if they were serious you’d have to laugh lol.
“Do YOU like it in the ass”? (NO) “Well i heard different”
conpowchicken, that is the cutest one i’ve heard! i’m SO using it on my crush.. thanks!
Did You Just Fart???
Cause You Blew Me Away..
“do you have a map coz i’m lost in your eyes”
“if i told you your body was hot, would you hold it against me?”
“if i had a rose for every time i thought of you, i’d be walking in my garden forever” =3
(my bf used these on me =p )
cute-_-
–> my favorite
if you hold up eleven roses in the mirror then you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world
:]
Cheesey -__-
Were your parents aliens? ‘Cause you’re out of this world…
giv a romantic look then whisper this poem in her ear:
roses are red, violets are blue,
bet you thot i wz serious, how disappointed are you?
Hey, the word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word. tehehe
Baby does this smell like chloroform?
“Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?
(I don’t know)
“Enuff to break the ice.”
do you fancy a f**k?
no
well would u mind lying down while i have one??
baby u soo hot that everytime i see u , u give me a sunstroke!!!
How bout…
Lets play carpenter, first we get hammered then i nail you
or i knew a girl once who’s bf got her 11 real roses and one fake one with a card that said i will love you until the last rose dies…
“I’m sorry, were you talking to me?”
“No…”
“Well then, please start.”