Top 10 Corniest Pickup Lines
Alright ladies, I admit... men have said some pretty corny things to break the ice. Pick-up lines have become somewhat of a novelty, only the coolest guys use them now (kidding). At any rate, here ar ethe top 10 corniest pickup lines I've ever heard (in no particular order). Ladies or Gents - feel free to add your own in the comments section.
- I’ve heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.
- Is your name Gillette? Cause baby you’re the best a man can get!
- The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
- If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
- You might as well sleep with me because I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyway!
- Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
- Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
What'd You Think?
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you are one tall glass of water and im tellin you scraight up…im thirsty!
did you just break wind, cuz you just blew me away
BEST PICKUP LINE EVER!!!
“Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?”
haha
do you work for cingular? cause your raising my bar
Youve got great legs. What time are they open?
are you from Tennesse??
cuz you’re the only ten-I-see…
“What are you doing tonight, besides me”
I like your booty but im not gay
Do you work for UPS? I coulda swore you were checkin out my package.
I was in a grocery store when some guy said this one to me:
“As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit!”
yeah I slaped him….
NinjaTweak has a funny one
BTW chloroform knocks you out
4 all yah that mad a pick up line have yah ever got a gurl witt one? Damn that’s sad that way a gurl likes yu LoL
Baby, if I was a squirl & you were a tree, I would put my nutts in your hole
O_o heres one…
hey babe, when i was younger i was very popular. girls run after me, thats after a throw rocks at them.
Hey, I’m lost, can you help me find the way to your house?