Top 10 Corniest Pickup Lines

Alright ladies, I admit… men have said some pretty corny things to break the ice. Pick-up lines have become somewhat of a novelty, only the coolest guys use them now (kidding). At any rate, here ar ethe top 10 corniest pickup lines I’ve ever heard (in no particular order). Ladies or Gents – feel free to add your own in the comments section.

  • I’ve heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
  • You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
  • Is your name Gillette? Cause baby you’re the best a man can get!
  • The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
  • If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
  • You might as well sleep with me because I’m gonna tell everyone we did anyway!
  • Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
  • What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
  • Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

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