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Took My Wife To The Bar

A pissed off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the bar, so one night he took her along. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one go. His wife [...]

Took My Wife To The Bar

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Took My Wife To The Bar was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, September 13th, 2007 at 3:14 pmin Bar Jokes, Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , My Wife Has No Sense Of Humor , Man Wakes Up With Headache, Doesn’t Know He’s Been Shot By Wife , Wife Cuts Off Husband’s Manhood , The Mathematician’s Wife , Annual Husband And Wife Golf Tournament .

3 Comments to “Took My Wife To The Bar”

staxxaxe says:

October 19, 2008 at 11:28 pm

hahaha sneaky,sneaky husband

ps. im a guy
IrritatedOyster says:

February 27, 2009 at 2:31 am

haha
Josh says:

May 15, 2009 at 9:45 am

Too funny, I have done this my self!!!!!

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