Too Much to Drink
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.
A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket again, the man told the bartender he'd had enough.
The bartender said, "I've got to ask you. What's with the pocket business?"
"Oh," said the man, "I have my lawyer's picture in here, and when he starts to look honest, I know I've had enough."
What'd You Think?
(71 votes, average: 3.34 out of 5)
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funny but not that funny
it was ok
but not that good
well i laughed a little
but not that much
but nice try
IT WAS LAME! WASTE OF TIME!
UR A WASTE OF SPACE UR MUM SHUD HAVE FLUSHED U
It shouldve been when my wife starts to look pretty its time to go.
this was stupid
I heard this before except it was with a picture of his wife.
he be dead of intoxication for da lawyer looks honest
really this could have been a much better joke, like with a wifes picture as stated, or maybe ‘when my dog starts to look sexy…….’
I d0nt get it y a lawyer?
I d0nt get it why a lawyer?
Not a good joke, No joke is better then this joke.