Too Much to Drink

A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.

A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket again, the man told the bartender he’d had enough.

The bartender said, “I’ve got to ask you. What’s with the pocket business?”

“Oh,” said the man, “I have my lawyer’s picture in here, and when he starts to look honest, I know I’ve had enough.”

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Too Much to Drink was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 5:30 pm. It was filed under Bar Jokes, Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Secret,  Hell Ain’t So Hot,  Abe the Lover,  Lesbians,  Three Little Pigs.