A man in Chicago calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin Christmas this year, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight [...]
Together For Christmas
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Together For Christmas was written by F&J Staff on Friday, December 7th, 2007 at 1:26 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes.
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Wahahaha, those parents are EVIL!
hahahaha i love it!
wow what shrewdness.. 40 years experience..
Classic !!!!! this one is good
Wonderful!! Why didn’t I think of that, ha ha ha ha.
this sounds like my parents would do….
hahahahhahah nice
omg! thats a funny joke there. ^.^
FUNNY
lol my parents = this joke
dats a gud one sounds like my parents
those parents are cute!
Hahahahahahahahahaahhaha that’s funny im still laughing
that was actually a good one
lol!!! i loved it!!
too funny
THAT SUCKED. I DONT GET IT.
lame SUCKED MY COIN PURSE