Together For Christmas
A man in Chicago calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin Christmas this year, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Atlanta and tell her.”
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”
She calls Chicago immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own way.”
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Wahahaha, those parents are EVIL!
hahahaha i love it!
wow what shrewdness.. 40 years experience..
Classic !!!!! this one is good
Wonderful!! Why didn’t I think of that, ha ha ha ha.
this sounds like my parents would do….
hahahahhahah nice
omg! thats a funny joke there. ^.^
FUNNY
lol my parents = this joke
dats a gud one sounds like my parents
those parents are cute!
Hahahahahahahahahaahhaha that’s funny im still laughing
that was actually a good one
lol!!! i loved it!!
too funny
THAT SUCKED. I DONT GET IT.
lame SUCKED MY COIN PURSE