Together For Christmas
A man in Chicago calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin Christmas this year, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Atlanta and tell her.”
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”
She calls Chicago immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own way.”
What'd You Think?

(60 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
December 8th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Wahahaha, those parents are EVIL!
December 8th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
hahahaha i love it!
December 10th, 2007 at 5:41 am
wow what shrewdness.. 40 years experience..
December 10th, 2007 at 7:45 am
Classic !!!!! this one is good
December 19th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Wonderful!! Why didn’t I think of that, ha ha ha ha.
December 22nd, 2007 at 1:47 am
this sounds like my parents would do….
January 19th, 2008 at 5:28 am
hahahahhahah nice
February 26th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
omg! thats a funny joke there. ^.^
April 30th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
FUNNY
May 3rd, 2008 at 3:01 pm
lol my parents = this joke
May 12th, 2008 at 11:48 am
dats a gud one sounds like my parents
August 28th, 2008 at 1:21 am
those parents are cute!