As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most--his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them, "I'm going to give you each $30,000 in [...]
To the Grave
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To the Grave was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 5:32 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes.
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clever
Yes,I agree-very clever.
i dun get
it means that though he wrote a check for $30,000 the man aint gonna cash it anytime soon and the lawyer still gots the 30k in cash
I heard a different version: A dying man’s last wish is to be buried with his newly won lottery money. He tells this to his wife (who is in need of this money) and dies soon after. During the funeral, the sad wife put an envelope in her husband’s coffin while her friend watches in astonishment. Afterwards, her friend asks if the envelope had the lottery money in it. “Well” she replies “I wrote him a check”. LOL! Sorry for the puntuation problems! I did the best I could!