Three Types Of Bras


A man walked into the ladies department of a Belk’s Depaortment store. He reluctantly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”

“What type of bra?”, asked the clerk. “Type?”, inquired the man “There is more than one type?”. “Look Around.”, said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material. “Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras.”, replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked, “Only three? What are they?” The saleslady replied “The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?”.

Still confused the man asked “What is the difference between them?”. The lady responded “It is quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.”

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14 Responses to “Three Types Of Bras”

  1. Tessa Says:

    This was really stupid.

  2. rory fitch Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was sensational

  3. Jazz Says:

    i agree with you tessa.

  4. Pinkey Says:

    That wuz funny

  5. jenniefinchgonnabe Says:

    that was the gayest joke in the whole friggin world!

  6. Sally Says:

    haha wow that was pretty lame. but im sure i couldn’t come up w/ anything better so…

  7. Joe Says:

    I thought it sucked so bad, I thought of my Grandma’s luckies nates(Grandmas butt) when I heard It!!!!

  8. biotch Says:

    GAY BEYOND GAY Biatches

  9. girlie Says:

    that was so gay! and joe why would you EVER think about ur grandma’s butt? that’s a bit creepy!

  10. BABE~GURL Says:

    lol wow that was lame!!!!

  11. hannah-babyee Says:

    ok

  12. sunshine Says:

    i dont get it

  13. kristen Says:

    THAT WAS SO STUPID

  14. spicebabe Says:

    really stupid

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