Three Racehorses

Three racehorses were sitting in a bar bragging to each other about their life accomplishments. The first horse boasts "I've been in 59 races and I've won 35 of them." "That's nothing," says the second horse. "I've raced 97 times, and I've won 78 of them!" The third horse joins in: "Well, I've raced 122 [...]

Three Racehorses

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Three Racehorses was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 9:58 pmin Bar Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Why Married Couples Don’t Have Sex , Travelling Ventriloquist On A Farm , Strongest Man , New Trainset , Hung Like A Horse (Moral) .

6 Comments to “Three Racehorses”

• Mousey says:

  November 18, 2007 at 2:56 am

  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha cute
• RAD19 says:

  January 17, 2008 at 1:40 pm

  lame
• Shanon says:

  July 18, 2008 at 10:26 am

  very lame
• haha says:

  November 14, 2008 at 9:56 pm

  Lame
• not yo daddy says:

  March 5, 2009 at 5:42 pm

  that was okay sounds like another joke ive heard though
• mommy says not to talk to strangers says:

  March 17, 2009 at 12:46 pm

  meh……