Three Men And A River
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river" Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 [...]
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Go women!
nice…very nice
wow that was pretty fun.
and sadly true ^_^
stupid
hahahahha
haha shows men wat women know lmao…stupid men lol
Lol
yep thats right women can get it down quick and easy.
ya were good
this does not prove that women are smarter then men, it just shows how helpless they are bc they had to ask for intelegence and strength… what would have happened if there was no bridge…she would be screwed then huh…lol
this just proves than women are more helpless then men..they had to ask for the intellegence, when men already attain that..if there was no bridge and all she had was he intellegence she would be out of luck
didnt mean to post twice sry computer was being dumb
Go ladies! And we’re not “more helpless”, we just have better sense and we take advantage of what’s around us (mwahaha). Why would you get all wet and nearly drown when you can just walk across a bridge?
that is funy
lol :-p
snorider323 i just want 2 say clearly u avnt read da joke properly he was a man wen he asked for brains he turned in2 a women(after he had brains he turned into a women, wen he didnt av brains he was a man) and if der was no bridge da women wud’ve just wished to get over da river n poof she’d b der no thinkin required
ok for the previous 4 replies, you should spell “intellegence” as intelligence. thank you
cnt be true.
Its true, We don’t read maps, and I would have swam myself. Hopefully, my girlfriend will have a hot meal waiting for me when i get across.
Same as the Island joke with the blondes, just feminist meaning instead of chauvinistic. (connotation of feminist, not denotation.)
gimme a whoop
go women very good
us women r much smarter than men go women i like dat one
snorider323 are u jealous that we have more brains?
or are u jealous that we dare to ask for help while u GUYS are just stubborn like crazy?
or perhaps… u want to be a girl and god didn’t let you?
yay im coment 25 but its actully proven that men are smarter then women not takeing in from the bible the smartes 50 peaple in the world are men not refering to presedents or anything along that line and this is a copy of the one joke where the women get the boat and stuff and when one swims then a man finds the brige but bothe jokes are sexest and stuped so i dont care
HELLZ YEAH! NOW THEY GOT POSITIVE STUFF ABOUT WOMEN! MEN ARE SUCH PIGS AND NVR REPEKT US! ASS HOLES!
this is good but i saw the same one wit reversed genders earlier
it hav da same in reverse gender. obviously becoz men and women both think they are smarter than each other. see? men and women are equal. at least, in this concept of thinking. hahaha!
Women suck. theres no way theyre more intelligent than men… thats why they all have these stupid jobs like nurses, secretaries, and other small things while men are the engineers, the doctors, and the businessmen..women are basically just janitors in life..theyre nothing..ahah..funny. more intelligent than men. no way. a woman wouldnt survive 1 day in the wilderness…a man can easily survive a month…mostly cause women have no common sense and their complete idiots.
nice
Some men are total idiots too.
thats funny cause most women I know have to ask the man what to do in a situation like that, but I will let you women have your joke even if it is backwards.
we women rock!!!
wooooooo!
lol notice she hiked 100 yards while the others just swam across its not a matter of intelligence its a matter of our lazyness if i saw someone walk 100 yards to the bridge id rather swim
o and jean the reason we dont ask for help is because if you do it yourself you become better no matter the hardship girls may b smarter in the classroom with no lifeskills only desk skills but we have wisdom and experience mayb you shouldnt ask 4 help all the time
PEOPLE SAY WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN MEN AND OTHER PEOPLE MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN. BUT I THINK HOMOSEXUALS ARE TEH SMARTEST OF DEM ALL.
why is this in the female jokes?
haha funny, but most women can,t use maps, women offen take easy rutes so they dont have to, ether way no one wins