Three Men And A River
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: “God, please give me the strength to cross the river” Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: “God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river” Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: “God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river” Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
What'd You Think?
(134 votes, average: 2.92 out of 5)
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December 5th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Go women!
December 7th, 2007 at 10:10 am
nice…very nice
December 7th, 2007 at 11:05 am
wow that was pretty fun.
and sadly true ^_^
December 13th, 2007 at 11:35 am
stupid
December 14th, 2007 at 9:41 am
hahahahha
January 6th, 2008 at 5:26 am
haha shows men wat women know lmao…stupid men lol
January 11th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Lol
January 11th, 2008 at 11:16 am
yep thats right women can get it down quick and easy.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:16 am
ya were good
January 15th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
this does not prove that women are smarter then men, it just shows how helpless they are bc they had to ask for intelegence and strength… what would have happened if there was no bridge…she would be screwed then huh…lol
January 15th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
this just proves than women are more helpless then men..they had to ask for the intellegence, when men already attain that..if there was no bridge and all she had was he intellegence she would be out of luck
January 15th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
didnt mean to post twice sry computer was being dumb
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Go ladies! And we’re not “more helpless”, we just have better sense and we take advantage of what’s around us (mwahaha). Why would you get all wet and nearly drown when you can just walk across a bridge?
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:42 am
that is funy
January 31st, 2008 at 5:59 am
lol :-p
February 8th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
snorider323 i just want 2 say clearly u avnt read da joke properly he was a man wen he asked for brains he turned in2 a women(after he had brains he turned into a women, wen he didnt av brains he was a man) and if der was no bridge da women wud’ve just wished to get over da river n poof she’d b der no thinkin required
February 20th, 2008 at 3:04 am
ok for the previous 4 replies, you should spell “intellegence” as intelligence. thank you
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
cnt be true.
March 26th, 2008 at 1:53 am
Its true, We don’t read maps, and I would have swam myself. Hopefully, my girlfriend will have a hot meal waiting for me when i get across.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:50 am
Same as the Island joke with the blondes, just feminist meaning instead of chauvinistic. (connotation of feminist, not denotation.)
May 3rd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
gimme a whoop
May 9th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
go women very good
May 12th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
us women r much smarter than men go women i like dat one
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:28 am
snorider323 are u jealous that we have more brains?
or are u jealous that we dare to ask for help while u GUYS are just stubborn like crazy?
or perhaps… u want to be a girl and god didn’t let you?
June 9th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
yay im coment 25 but its actully proven that men are smarter then women not takeing in from the bible the smartes 50 peaple in the world are men not refering to presedents or anything along that line and this is a copy of the one joke where the women get the boat and stuff and when one swims then a man finds the brige but bothe jokes are sexest and stuped so i dont care
August 5th, 2008 at 4:31 am
HELLZ YEAH! NOW THEY GOT POSITIVE STUFF ABOUT WOMEN! MEN ARE SUCH PIGS AND NVR REPEKT US! ASS HOLES!