Three Little Pigs

There were three pigs. The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left. The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left. The third pig went to the [...]

Three Little Pigs

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Three Little Pigs was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 9:53 pmin Bar Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Gay Bar Blues , Too Much to Drink , Lesbians , Free Drinks , The Donkey .

11 Comments to “Three Little Pigs”

• BABE~GURL says:

  October 26, 2007 at 5:17 pm

  lol funny but isn’t there suppose to be 5 pigs
• Mousey says:

  November 18, 2007 at 3:12 am

  old and lame
• Evan says:

  December 3, 2007 at 11:05 pm

  i only see 3 pigs? i thought it was pretty decent myself lol
• RAD19 says:

  January 17, 2008 at 2:00 pm

  yeah
  it’s supposed to be 5 pigs

  could at least have taken the original rhyme and done something different to it -_-
• Stu says:

  July 22, 2008 at 5:19 pm

  Why would there be 5 pigs? There are only 3 little pigs in the nursery rhyme, you idiots.
• not yo daddy says:

  March 5, 2009 at 6:06 pm

  seriously, how could u relate to this joke if it had 5 pigs instea…….oh i get it
• atl meow says:

  March 30, 2009 at 6:08 pm

  the five pigs are for the toe thing. but i like this joke. deff.
• moe says:

  April 6, 2009 at 8:44 am

  nah man that was lame
• LOL says:

  September 25, 2009 at 6:13 pm

  EPIC FAIL
  i didnt even smile
  XP
• someone says:

  July 28, 2010 at 2:22 pm

  This joke was well lame!! Why cant there be better jokes!!
• Scott says:

  September 26, 2010 at 6:27 am

  THAT was funny!