Three Kick Rule

A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell [...]

Three Kick Rule

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Three Kick Rule was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, July 12th, 2007 at 1:19 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Dayvorce , Travelling Ventriloquist On A Farm , Last Request , Don’t Step On The Ducks , The Pessimist And A Dog .

8 Comments to “Three Kick Rule”

• chenelle says:

  August 23, 2007 at 10:11 am

  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
• Will says:

  September 11, 2007 at 8:09 am

  Hahahahahs! Thats cleaver
• KrooKaBanger says:

  September 28, 2007 at 10:23 am

  I wouldve beat the old man down
• Rocky says:

  October 16, 2007 at 2:42 am

  its kickasss joke! great!
• Shane says:

  November 10, 2007 at 7:17 pm

  now dat actually is funny unlike sum of d sh1t on dis website lol
• Jean says:

  June 2, 2008 at 1:44 am

  effin brilliant!
• ruben220276 says:

  August 14, 2009 at 12:10 am

  For such a humiliation the lawyer ought to shoot the old man with his duck hunting gun
• gdfgsd says:

  December 2, 2009 at 9:42 am

  This joke is already on here