Three Dumb Hunters

Three dummies decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."

So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe."

So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."

So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"

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Three Dumb Hunters was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 at 3:48 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes, Stupid Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Dumb Court Questions , Dumb Bush Quotes , What Tracks? , Choo Choo Train Delay , Duck Hunting .