Three Boys

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says:"Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

The second one says:"Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says:"You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!"

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Three Boys was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 4:59 pmin Jokes, Political Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Boys vs Girls , Dead Presidents , Politics Explained , An Incredibly Fine Archer , Bullet Dodge .