Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says:”Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow”.
The second one says:”Ha! You think that’s fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet”.
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says:”You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!”