Those Dirty Pirates

A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ''There's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the barrel for all you sexual needs.''

''Whatcha mean? my sexual needs?''

''Well, you stick your willy in the hole and you'll be serviced, anytime you want, except for Wednesdays.''

''What happens on Wednesdays?''

''It's your turn in the barrel...''

Those Dirty Pirates was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, January 14th, 2012 at 11:26 amin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Yo Mama Is So Dirty , Yo Mama House Is So Dirty , Camel Rider , Gone Hunting , Need Condoms .