Comments on: Things You’ll Never Catch A Redneck Saying

By: MaryClaire

MaryClaire — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 06:23:44 +0000

Actually the show is called, “Yee Haw”, like what ya’ll’s fake cowboys say.

Another one you’ll never hear us rednecks say is,

“Naw, I’da betta quit it wit tha cold water sammiches ‘afore I go down that there zipline nekkid again. Little Joey doesn’t need to be givin me tha deetairls of what happened there last night. He said he’d divorce me this time if it happened ‘gain anyways.”

By: me

me — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 00:26:46 +0000

heres a good one- why would i marry her? shes my cousin

By: Lucas

Lucas — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:44:17 +0000

duct tape fixes everything!!!!
and deer heads are the decor.lol

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:58:23 +0000

Here’s another one:
“Hey yall hold my beer and watch this!!!”
…No, wait, that goes on the “last thing you ever hear in the south” list..

By: erica michelle

erica michelle — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:09:27 +0000

ok redneck bulldog 4-ever! You don’t know me so idc wat you think you know! And pop up like wat? Idk wat thge hell ur tlkn about! And no i’m not mental……i suffer from natural blondism!

By: redneck bulldog 4-ever

redneck bulldog 4-ever — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:14:55 +0000

ha erica are you mental or something U R NOT A REDNECK AND WEHY DO YOU ALWAYS POP UP LIKE THAT LOL

By: alex

alex — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:10:35 +0000

haha erica. maybe that’s why the joke is “What you Will NOT hear a redneck say” lol

By: erica

erica — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:38:38 +0000

im a redneck from the south and i would never say anything on that list! who drinks Heineken when you can have a good ol bud light?!

By: M-KAY

M-KAY — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 14:32:17 +0000

well it was some what funny.. I am a redneck form the south and I say some of the stuff..