Things You’ll Never Catch A Redneck Saying
You won't ever hear a redneck say things like...
I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Duct tape won't fix that.
Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
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Things You’ll Never Catch A Redneck Saying
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well it was some what funny.. I am a redneck form the south and I say some of the stuff..
im a redneck from the south and i would never say anything on that list! who drinks Heineken when you can have a good ol bud light?!
haha erica. maybe that’s why the joke is “What you Will NOT hear a redneck say” lol
ha erica are you mental or something U R NOT A REDNECK AND WEHY DO YOU ALWAYS POP UP LIKE THAT LOL
ok redneck bulldog 4-ever! You don’t know me so idc wat you think you know! And pop up like wat? Idk wat thge hell ur tlkn about! And no i’m not mental……i suffer from natural blondism!
Here’s another one:
“Hey yall hold my beer and watch this!!!”
…No, wait, that goes on the “last thing you ever hear in the south” list..
duct tape fixes everything!!!!
and deer heads are the decor.lol
heres a good one- why would i marry her? shes my cousin
Actually the show is called, “Yee Haw”, like what ya’ll’s fake cowboys say.
Another one you’ll never hear us rednecks say is,
“Naw, I’da betta quit it wit tha cold water sammiches ‘afore I go down that there zipline nekkid again. Little Joey doesn’t need to be givin me tha deetairls of what happened there last night. He said he’d divorce me this time if it happened ‘gain anyways.”