Comments on: Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say To A Police Officer

By: gemgen101

gemgen101 — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:47:45 +0000

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

By: virginity loser

virginity loser — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:51:43 +0000

effing hilarious!
:) :)

By: Funny Bunny

Funny Bunny — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:18:09 +0000

An officer pulls you over: Ecuse me why is your can painted blue on one side and red on the other?
Well sir I like to hear witnesses contradict each other.
Lol

By: Princess

Princess — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:32:58 +0000

These were funny! thanx for posting them!

By: Luke

Luke — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:35:02 +0000

Officer: Can I see your license and registration?
Driver: Ye, could you just hold my beer for me?

By: Brandon

Brandon — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:29:17 +0000

sorry you had to pull me over officer, i had bent down to pick up my crack pipe and i knocked over my beer…. while cleaning it up my gun fell out of my waist band and ended up causing me to speed out of control.

By: joshua

joshua — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:23:28 +0000

The officer told me he was supposed to be getting off work in 2 minutes and said if I can give him a good reason for doing 88 in a 45, and then speeding up when I saw him and began to chase him he would let me go!
I told him my wife left me 1 year ago for a police officer, and I thought he was trying to bring her back!!!

By: MO

MO — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 16:18:23 +0000

Well you looked really bored so I thought I would give you somethin to do.

By: Randummerr

Randummerr — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:22:00 +0000

If The Officer Chases You Say …. ” Gee, Officer did you see a doghnut shop in my trunk.” =D …

By: Shauna

Shauna — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 15:57:35 +0000

Officer if you had some of what I just had then you wouldn’t be so uptight