Comments on: Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say To A Police Officer

By: Leslie Smith

Leslie Smith — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:06:42 +0000

HAHA. None of this was funny.. . I’m leaving..

By: nev

nev — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:48:12 +0000

(sniff sniff) Can you smell bacon Officer

By: Molly-C

Molly-C — Tue, 26 May 2009 23:32:09 +0000

Good evening Officer, Isnt it lovely out tonight?

By: snz

snz — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:39:22 +0000

swine flu, anyone?

By: jd

jd — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:04:37 +0000

ello ossafer im home take me drunk

By: jd

jd — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:03:43 +0000

hi osafer

By: THE BOSS OF COURSE

THE BOSS OF COURSE — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 07:52:01 +0000

(Officer) well well well wat do we have here (driver) Sorry officer I’m all outta donutz (officer) I don’t want no donutz anyway wit ur old raggedy car (driver)listen I don’t got time 2 argue I just came from dat 40 40 club and I’m low on weed so hurry up and gimme my ticket and I gotta make thiz coc drop off so hurry

By: gemgen101

gemgen101 — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:47:45 +0000

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

By: virginity loser

virginity loser — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:51:43 +0000

effing hilarious!

By: Funny Bunny

Funny Bunny — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:18:09 +0000

An officer pulls you over: Ecuse me why is your can painted blue on one side and red on the other?
Well sir I like to hear witnesses contradict each other.
Lol