Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say To A Police Officer
If you're ever pulled over for speeding (or any other reason really), you probably shouldn't say any of the following to the officer standing at your window... I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Do you [...]
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Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say To A Police Officer
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hey ociffer, if i was speeding, and you caught me, you must’ve been speeding too!!
Sorry, officer i was just on my way to krispie kream wanna come
yeah this joke is funny
i would say do those pants fit you because you were following me to the donut shop
well that did npy give u the right away to speed to the dognut shop and blame it on me fatso
haha gee those were perrty funny lol i like the one about the doughnuts
well officer i must say u look like u ave eaten wat i just throgh up thats y i was speeding
Here’s some more.
Well officer, when I bent down to get my crack pipe out of the floor my gun fell off of my lap and lodged in my gas pedal forcing me to speed out of control.
What do you mean have I been drinking? You’re the trained professional
Officer if you had some of what I just had then you wouldn’t be so uptight
If The Officer Chases You Say …. ” Gee, Officer did you see a doghnut shop in my trunk.” =D …
Well you looked really bored so I thought I would give you somethin to do.
The officer told me he was supposed to be getting off work in 2 minutes and said if I can give him a good reason for doing 88 in a 45, and then speeding up when I saw him and began to chase him he would let me go!
I told him my wife left me 1 year ago for a police officer, and I thought he was trying to bring her back!!!
sorry you had to pull me over officer, i had bent down to pick up my crack pipe and i knocked over my beer…. while cleaning it up my gun fell out of my waist band and ended up causing me to speed out of control.
Officer: Can I see your license and registration?
Driver: Ye, could you just hold my beer for me?
These were funny! thanx for posting them!
An officer pulls you over: Ecuse me why is your can painted blue on one side and red on the other?
Well sir I like to hear witnesses contradict each other.
Lol
effing hilarious!
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
(Officer) well well well wat do we have here (driver) Sorry officer I’m all outta donutz (officer) I don’t want no donutz anyway wit ur old raggedy car (driver)listen I don’t got time 2 argue I just came from dat 40 40 club and I’m low on weed so hurry up and gimme my ticket and I gotta make thiz coc drop off so hurry
hi osafer
ello ossafer im home take me drunk
swine flu, anyone?
Good evening Officer, Isnt it lovely out tonight?
(sniff sniff) Can you smell bacon Officer
HAHA. None of this was funny..
. I’m leaving..
i swear to drunk im not god, officer!