Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say To A Police Officer
If you’re ever pulled over for speeding (or any other reason really), you probably shouldn’t say any of the following to the officer standing at your window…
- I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
- Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
- Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, so long as one of us does.
- Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
- I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.
- Hey pal, I pay your salary!
- Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
- Hey, you must’ve been doing’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
- You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
- When the Officer says “Gee Son….Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”
What'd You Think?
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September 21st, 2007 at 11:46 pm
hey ociffer, if i was speeding, and you caught me, you must’ve been speeding too!!
September 22nd, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Sorry, officer i was just on my way to krispie kream wanna come
September 22nd, 2007 at 2:54 pm
yeah this joke is funny
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:27 pm
i would say do those pants fit you because you were following me to the donut shop
September 23rd, 2007 at 10:03 pm
well that did npy give u the right away to speed to the dognut shop and blame it on me fatso
September 24th, 2007 at 11:02 am
haha gee those were perrty funny lol i like the one about the doughnuts
September 24th, 2007 at 11:27 am
well officer i must say u look like u ave eaten wat i just throgh up thats y i was speeding
September 25th, 2007 at 11:56 am
Here’s some more.
Well officer, when I bent down to get my crack pipe out of the floor my gun fell off of my lap and lodged in my gas pedal forcing me to speed out of control.
What do you mean have I been drinking? You’re the trained professional
September 25th, 2007 at 11:57 am
Officer if you had some of what I just had then you wouldn’t be so uptight
September 26th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
If The Officer Chases You Say …. ” Gee, Officer did you see a doghnut shop in my trunk.” =D …
September 27th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Well you looked really bored so I thought I would give you somethin to do.
September 27th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
The officer told me he was supposed to be getting off work in 2 minutes and said if I can give him a good reason for doing 88 in a 45, and then speeding up when I saw him and began to chase him he would let me go!
I told him my wife left me 1 year ago for a police officer, and I thought he was trying to bring her back!!!
September 27th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
sorry you had to pull me over officer, i had bent down to pick up my crack pipe and i knocked over my beer…. while cleaning it up my gun fell out of my waist band and ended up causing me to speed out of control.
September 28th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Officer: Can I see your license and registration?
Driver: Ye, could you just hold my beer for me?
November 13th, 2007 at 12:32 am
These were funny! thanx for posting them!
November 22nd, 2007 at 5:18 am
An officer pulls you over: Ecuse me why is your can painted blue on one side and red on the other?
Well sir I like to hear witnesses contradict each other.
Lol
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
effing hilarious!
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