Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You're Drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really [...]
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

(83 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
I don’t know. It seems kinda cheesey.
I thought it was hilarious. Genius. I would like permission to use it in my next book–The Five People You Meet In A Bar, giving you credit for it, of course!
IT seems kinda TRUE.
it’s kinda funny n very true i meen hu wouldn’t have sex wen u ave a chance?
All true. I can relate to all that.
From what i’ve seen they ARE simpossible
] I don’t drink so I should be fine
I’ve read this joke at least twenty times while surfing the Internet, and it remains hilarious. I especially like number 9.
i love you
well atleast for this joke i got drunk so heavy. then guess what happened i could not even “Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:” but i felt comfortable with the later section and evne better with the next(i was concentrating ther guys, damn hard eh) full booze right now. cool stuff there eh just having this sort of boozee just make me think the world is waiting there out bent over for me. how could i ever say no??????
This was just to funny da last one was great
those are pretty funny
was very gooooood so true like:) well done:)