Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk


Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You’re Drunk:

1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

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Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 at 4:10 pm. It was filed under Bar Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Free Drinks,  15 Rules Of Drunk Dialing,  Drunk Thief,  Win $10,000,  Cops Say The Darndest Things.


12 Responses to “Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk”

  1. Lenatress Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 10:45 pm

    I don’t know. It seems kinda cheesey.

  2. DC Stanfa Says:
    July 29th, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    I thought it was hilarious. Genius. I would like permission to use it in my next book–The Five People You Meet In A Bar, giving you credit for it, of course!

  3. Jodie Says:
    August 8th, 2007 at 12:00 am

    IT seems kinda TRUE.

  4. wtf Says:
    August 9th, 2007 at 7:41 am

    it’s kinda funny n very true i meen hu wouldn’t have sex wen u ave a chance?

  5. Hoang Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    All true. I can relate to all that.

  6. Wolf Child Says:
    September 14th, 2007 at 9:24 am

    From what i’ve seen they ARE simpossible :o] I don’t drink so I should be fine

  7. Steph Says:
    October 1st, 2007 at 8:17 pm

    I’ve read this joke at least twenty times while surfing the Internet, and it remains hilarious. I especially like number 9.

  8. Stephanie Says:
    October 15th, 2007 at 5:51 pm

    i love you

  9. Jackie Says:
    October 21st, 2007 at 11:17 pm

    well atleast for this joke i got drunk so heavy. then guess what happened i could not even “Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:” but i felt comfortable with the later section and evne better with the next(i was concentrating ther guys, damn hard eh) full booze right now. cool stuff there eh just having this sort of boozee just make me think the world is waiting there out bent over for me. how could i ever say no??????

  10. Anahii Says:
    December 2nd, 2007 at 12:12 am

    This was just to funny da last one was great

  11. willybob Says:
    February 28th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    those are pretty funny

  12. azz Says:
    March 1st, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    was very gooooood so true like:) well done:)

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