Things Not To Say To Your Parents While At College

Of all the things you could say to your parents while at college, none of the following top the list. Guaranteed to get your fundage cut off : )

  • I’m coming out of the closet! Just kidding…hello? hello, anyone there?
  • I don’t know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
  • Is it possible to get a 12-year old girl pregnant?
  • Guess what? I joined the¬†Democratic party! I love being a Liberal!
  • I just can’t take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)
  • I need more money for my gambling ring.
  • Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
  • Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
  • From now on, call me Mohammed.
  • Hey mom, you know how you and dad got married at 20, well…
  • This is my home away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and – um, forget what I just said.
  • You too can be saved.
  • Are you saying that I’m not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
  • Mom, send me some neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores.
  • I’ve got this terrible itch around my groin, ever since…

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