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I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her. No way, you [...]

Things Men Will Never Say

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Things Men Will Never Say was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 2:57 pmin Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Sexy Watch , Late Night Suprise , Male / Female Translator , Wearing the Pants , The New Priest’s First Mass .

4 Comments to “Things Men Will Never Say”

Wolf Child says:

September 14, 2007 at 9:23 am

I’m not too fond of even the smell of beer so I may say just 1 ]
Anti_christ says:

November 10, 2007 at 9:45 pm

lol its true…
Nathan says:

September 20, 2009 at 8:17 am

not all are entirely true, third one will be said with sarcasm…
NEVE says:

January 8, 2010 at 4:35 am

lol dat last one is a ripper

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