Things Men Will Never Say

I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.

I’m sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

Great, your mother’s coming to stay with us again.

I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she’s getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.

No way, you weeded the garden last week. It’s my turn.

Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don’t look at them anymore.

I understand.

This movie has too much nudity.

Damn, we’re late for church.

No. I don’t want to see your sister’s tits.

Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.

Put some panties on, for Christ’s sake!

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