Them Darn Kids and My Watermelons

A local farmer just outside of town grew watermelons for a living, and he was doing quite well but was being hassled by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch late at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the [...]

Them Darn Kids and My Watermelons

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Them Darn Kids and My Watermelons was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 12th, 2008 at 12:34 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Kids Jokes , The Generosity Of College Kids , Two Kids At The Hospital , How Kids Explain Angels , Bus Crash .

8 Comments to “Them Darn Kids and My Watermelons”

• Chelsea says:

  June 14, 2008 at 7:31 pm

  Hehehe that was funny
• KillerMen says:

  June 26, 2008 at 6:10 pm

  It was dumb
• james says:

  July 10, 2008 at 2:10 am

  ow
• Bukki Olujide says:

  July 30, 2008 at 11:31 am

  That was really funny,though not an excuse for stealing people’s things.
• Ashley says:

  December 3, 2008 at 3:21 pm

  eh not really that funny
• person says:

  July 7, 2009 at 11:24 am

  lol!
• Don't Worry About My Name says:

  January 2, 2010 at 1:24 am

  Ha ha! Good Comeback.
• Cyin says:

  August 20, 2011 at 10:50 pm

  LOL