The Weekly Connection
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.
The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the circle God kept.
The second priest claimed that his method was almost the same, except that what landed outside the circle went to the priest and the money that landed inside the circle God kept.
The rabbi said, "I've got you both beat. I throw ALL the money into the air, and what God wants, God takes!"

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All the money goes to god for Mormons…
but mormans are still real happy people lol good for them
@ Tyler- well, at my church all the money is used for God’s work. However, that includes living expenses of the staff, because those people who devote their lives to sharing God’s message to others are doing God’s work.