The Poopie List

Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie: The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still [...]

The Poopie List

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The Poopie List was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 at 9:33 pmin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Top 10 List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery , The Miracle Of Toilet Paper , Bathroom Experience , Farts Defined , Blonde Patient In Pain .

28 Comments to “The Poopie List”

• Anita Perkins says:

  July 11, 2007 at 7:06 am

  I love this site because I enjoy good humor.
  Anita Perkins
• Willis says:

  August 4, 2007 at 2:01 pm

  greatest thing ever. i actually laughed rele hard.
• Amy says:

  August 7, 2007 at 8:29 pm

  ok
• Will says:

  September 4, 2007 at 6:34 am

  LOL! FUNNNY, Possibily true? xD
• Senad says:

  September 30, 2007 at 11:39 am

  Yeah Its kinda class!!Liked it!
• D-Tour says:

  October 18, 2007 at 6:34 am

  O My Days had me in creases blud lol
• Anti Christ says:

  November 11, 2007 at 12:00 pm

  lol this is posted over my downstairs tiolet .
• sayley says:

  March 28, 2008 at 10:04 pm

  Ha ha so funny :]
• smiley says:

  May 5, 2008 at 1:24 pm

  ROFLMFAO!!!! :D:D
• Seth says:

  May 6, 2008 at 9:03 am

  Experienced them all!!! But the crap on yourself one!!
• Bob says:

  July 31, 2008 at 10:08 pm

  Google says “The Poopie List” was written by the F&J staff in 2007. That’s a total lie. I was given this by a friend at work in 1993. ‘Fess up, people. You’re not that funny.
• Italian says:

  January 14, 2009 at 1:57 pm

  Thatsa fukin funny! yousa made me dosa surprise poopy
• NinjaTweak says:

  January 15, 2009 at 11:08 am

  I don’t Think i’ve laughed this hard in a long time….
• NinjaTweak says:

  January 15, 2009 at 11:10 am

  To Bob,

  Dude, that doesn’t really matter. Just laugh, accept the damn thing. noone cares who wrote it.
• abhi2318 says:

  January 15, 2009 at 3:39 pm

  HAHAHAHA that was great. all the situation r held here
• Queen Latifa says:

  February 21, 2009 at 9:57 pm

  this stuff is pretty funny. you should put more poopie jokes on here. haha
• WOW.I.SHIT.MY.PANTS. says:

  February 21, 2009 at 10:01 pm

  wow man this is hilarious!! i almost poopied myself. lol jk
• Jamie TwoTimie says:

  March 9, 2009 at 12:41 pm

  The Turtle Poopie: When you try to poopie and it comes out a little then goes back in
• nura says:

  March 13, 2009 at 7:25 pm

  i think i have had every one of those!
• Annamouse says:

  March 14, 2009 at 8:16 am

  that was poopa rific!!!
• MMercy says:

  April 3, 2009 at 3:11 pm

  that is really funny
• kyle says:

  May 15, 2009 at 2:21 pm

  HOLY JESUS THAT WAS FRICKEN HALARIOUS!!!
• angii says:

  August 5, 2009 at 8:42 am

  hahahaha!!!!
  lol thats funnyyyyy!
• NEVE says:

  December 1, 2009 at 4:21 am

  lmfao! my mouth hurts laughing so much. and dat was one of the sites best jokes…loved dis poopie joke
• ~StEpHiE~ says:

  December 29, 2009 at 1:21 am

  Wow that even made my granmda laugh…
• Anonymous says:

  March 1, 2010 at 5:46 pm

  Totally not written by anyone on this site. I read this when I was 12, 20 years ago. Still a classic though.
• relmzer says:

  March 21, 2010 at 4:50 am

  WAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  This is sooooooooo funny!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• AHAHA says:

  June 22, 2010 at 3:24 pm

  omg that’s hilarious! I was laughing so hardy boyfriend thought something was wrong! in the three years we’ve been together that’s the first time he’d heard me laugh like that!! well done poopie list!!!