The Poopie List
Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie: The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassy Poopie: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
Drinker's Poopie: The kind of poop you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Corn Poopie: Self explanatory.
Gee I Wish I Could Poopie Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
The Dangling Poopie: This poop refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
Suprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poop!
What'd You Think?
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Anita Perkins
greatest thing ever. i actually laughed rele hard.
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LOL! FUNNNY, Possibily true? xD
Yeah Its kinda class!!Liked it!
O My Days had me in creases blud lol
lol this is posted over my downstairs tiolet
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Ha ha so funny :]
ROFLMFAO!!!!
:D:D
Experienced them all!!! But the crap on yourself one!!
Google says “The Poopie List” was written by the F&J staff in 2007. That’s a total lie. I was given this by a friend at work in 1993. ‘Fess up, people. You’re not that funny.
Thatsa fukin funny! yousa made me dosa surprise poopy
I don’t Think i’ve laughed this hard in a long time….
To Bob,
Dude, that doesn’t really matter. Just laugh, accept the damn thing. noone cares who wrote it.
HAHAHAHA that was great. all the situation r held here
this stuff is pretty funny. you should put more poopie jokes on here. haha
wow man this is hilarious!! i almost poopied myself. lol jk
The Turtle Poopie: When you try to poopie and it comes out a little then goes back in
i think i have had every one of those!
that was poopa rific!!!
that is really funny
HOLY JESUS THAT WAS FRICKEN HALARIOUS!!!
hahahaha!!!!
lol thats funnyyyyy!