Comments on: The New Priest’s First Mass http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html Browse literally thousands of totally free funny jokes, riddles, cartoons, pictures, videos and more. Most popular humor and joke blog on the internet. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:05:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: wP http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html/comment-page-1#comment-31833 wP Wed, 20 Apr 2011 07:39:47 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html#comment-31833 @Armold- not every Christian actually believes in the idea that Mary never lost her virginity. I mean, the Bible talks about Jesus' brothers; Mary and Joseph's kids! Plus, Matthew 1:25 says "But he did not consummate their marriage until she gave birth to Jesus." Which therefore implies that afterwards, they did consummate the marriage. @Armold- not every Christian actually believes in the idea that Mary never lost her virginity. I mean, the Bible talks about Jesus’ brothers; Mary and Joseph’s kids! Plus, Matthew 1:25 says “But he did not consummate their marriage until she gave birth to Jesus.” Which therefore implies that afterwards, they did consummate the marriage.

]]> By: West Side Story Fan http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html/comment-page-1#comment-28618 West Side Story Fan Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:33:22 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html#comment-28618 Thanks Armold! I don't ever hear terms like that so I would not have known that. (P.S. If you knew where I live, you would be surprised. It's a bad neighborhood for living in and raising children, but I'm okay.) Thanks Armold! I don’t ever hear terms like that so I would not have known that. (P.S. If you knew where I live, you would be surprised. It’s a bad neighborhood for living in and raising children, but I’m okay.)

]]> By: Armold http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html/comment-page-1#comment-28612 Armold Fri, 16 Jul 2010 17:32:00 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html#comment-28612 @West Side Story Fan the slang term for a woman losing her virginity is "she popped her cherry" sinse virgin marry never lost her virginity, she still has the "cherry" @West Side Story Fan

the slang term for a woman losing her virginity is “she popped her cherry”

sinse virgin marry never lost her virginity, she still has the “cherry”

]]> By: West Side Story Fan http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html/comment-page-1#comment-28301 West Side Story Fan Wed, 30 Jun 2010 02:58:03 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html#comment-28301 I just hope they hire GOOD priests elsewhere. If you have to drink vodka to be a good public speaker, you're NOT a good public speaker. Glad my pastor can be funny without drinking! P.S. What does #10 mean? I just hope they hire GOOD priests elsewhere. If you have to drink vodka to be a good public speaker, you’re NOT a good public speaker. Glad my pastor can be funny without drinking! P.S. What does #10 mean?

]]> By: The Man With The Plan http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html/comment-page-1#comment-25102 The Man With The Plan Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:01:10 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html#comment-25102 i would have love to have been there but every time i step into a church i burn a little for some reason :/ i would have love to have been there but every time i step into a church i burn a little for some reason :/

]]> By: Anees http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html/comment-page-1#comment-17746 Anees Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:51:06 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html#comment-17746 This is the funniest joke I have heard in years! It deserves 10golden stars This is the funniest joke I have heard in years! It deserves 10golden stars

]]> By: bri http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html/comment-page-1#comment-16272 bri Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:21:36 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html#comment-16272 whoops sent it twice. oh well mi fav is No.5 whoops sent it twice. oh well mi fav is No.5

]]> By: drake http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html/comment-page-1#comment-16145 drake Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:00:58 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html#comment-16145 i love numbers 7 8 9 and 10 i couldnt stop laughing i love numbers 7 8 9 and 10 i couldnt stop laughing

]]> By: Maggie http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html/comment-page-1#comment-16086 Maggie Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:41:05 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html#comment-16086 tat's was super funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cudn ctop laughing my colleagues and customers were looking at me weirdly, thinking tat i'm a looney. really lmfao tat’s was super funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cudn ctop laughing
my colleagues and customers were looking at me weirdly, thinking tat i’m a looney. really lmfao

]]> By: bri http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html/comment-page-1#comment-15994 bri Mon, 06 Apr 2009 11:19:59 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/the-new-priests-first-mass.html#comment-15994 LOL that was so funny! wish i had a priest like that at church! LOL that was so funny! wish i had a priest like that at church!

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