The New Priest’s First Mass
The new Priest was so nervous at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before the second week in the pulpit he asked the bishop how he could relax. The Bishop said, "Next week, put some vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips, everything should run smoothly."
The next Sunday, the new priest [...]
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THATS GAY
This is frickin hillarious
Not the usual joke. Still it was entertaining.
Haha I loved it especially the ’spook’ one
i thought it was funny
somehow…..interestingly entertaining
screw you hailie, this was a very funny joke
VERY funny!
i actually lol’d.
screw hailie, i laughed in the middle of class and got into trouble!!
1. these were gay
2. number 8 was kinda funny
3. ASHLEY UR STUPID
damn that was awesome
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that was funny!
Nice!
Oh hot damn, I loved when it said “We do not refer to Jesus Christ and his Apostles as “J.C. and the boys.”
That was great.
this is my favorite joke ever!
hahahahahahaha, that was freaking good
shit i thought that ways funny! wish there was a priest like that at church!:P
LOL that was so funny! wish i had a priest like that at church!
tat’s was super funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cudn ctop laughing
my colleagues and customers were looking at me weirdly, thinking tat i’m a looney. really lmfao
i love numbers 7 8 9 and 10 i couldnt stop laughing
whoops sent it twice. oh well mi fav is No.5
This is the funniest joke I have heard in years! It deserves 10golden stars
i would have love to have been there but every time i step into a church i burn a little for some reason :/