The Mortician’s Wife

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen! [...]

The Mortician’s Wife

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The Mortician’s Wife was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, September 21st, 2008 at 12:44 pmin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , The Mathematician’s Wife , My Wife Has No Sense Of Humor , Took My Wife To The Bar , Birthday Wife , Nagging Wife .

20 Comments to “The Mortician’s Wife”

• Tonniez says:

  September 22, 2008 at 12:14 am

  Now, there is a good reason to worry
• Youre dramatic says:

  September 29, 2008 at 10:48 pm

  lmfao…. OH NO SAM IS DEAD!!!
• 19RAD says:

  October 10, 2008 at 10:21 am

  LMAO
• angela says:

  October 15, 2008 at 4:07 am

  hahaha
• ebonie24 says:

  October 15, 2008 at 4:00 pm

  Hahaahahahahahah that was funny
• Farmer says:

  October 30, 2008 at 8:42 am

  lmfao that was good!
• Tears '.' says:

  January 7, 2009 at 1:17 pm

  Thats funny
• Joe says:

  January 8, 2009 at 10:22 am

  Whoa! I don’t want Sammy to be dead.. =/ I should have took it.
• Sebastian says:

  January 30, 2009 at 8:50 am

  baddass
• not yo daddy says:

  March 5, 2009 at 8:06 pm

  well second largest;)
• Frank says:

  March 24, 2009 at 1:24 pm

  I would have sucked Sams’s cock.
• Precious says:

  March 27, 2009 at 5:15 am

  Does sam do her
• joi says:

  March 29, 2009 at 7:43 pm

  my name is joi
• MMercy says:

  April 2, 2009 at 10:07 am

  talk about weird and sick. i don’t ever want to know someone who does that. but i have to admit it was funny about the oh my god Sam is dead.
• kalyan Malla says:

  April 30, 2009 at 6:02 am

  Oh , my god sam is dead. . . . . . .

  very very intersting
• jeff says:

  May 30, 2009 at 10:12 pm

  haha, thats hillarious, she recognized sam’s dick right away
• JT says:

  July 15, 2009 at 12:09 am

  thats messed up
• tima says:

  October 14, 2009 at 2:47 pm

  HAHAHAH now she spilled it all
• terrence says:

  October 27, 2009 at 12:48 am

  backfire LOL
• 2silly&laughalot says:

  February 18, 2010 at 7:48 pm

  OMG!!!!! cnt stop laughin hahahahahahahaha really tho lmfao!