The Mortician’s Wife
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Sam," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.
"Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Sam is dead!"
What'd You Think?
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Now, there is a good reason to worry
lmfao…. OH NO SAM IS DEAD!!!
LMAO
hahaha
Hahaahahahahahah that was funny
lmfao that was good!
Thats funny
Whoa! I don’t want Sammy to be dead.. =/ I should have took it.
baddass
well second largest;)
I would have sucked Sams’s cock.
Does sam do her
my name is joi
talk about weird and sick. i don’t ever want to know someone who does that. but i have to admit it was funny about the oh my god Sam is dead.
Oh , my god sam is dead. . . . . . .
very very intersting
haha, thats hillarious, she recognized sam’s dick right away
thats messed up
HAHAHAH now she spilled it all
backfire LOL
OMG!!!!! cnt stop laughin hahahahahahahaha really tho lmfao!