The Miracle Of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it [...]

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper

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The Miracle Of Toilet Paper was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 at 11:52 amin Female Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Beware of the Toilet Paper Holder , Overweight? Try The New Miracle Toddler Diet , The Poopie List , New Age Doctor , Gas Grill .

13 Comments to “The Miracle Of Toilet Paper”

• Jaclyn says:

  August 2, 2007 at 10:33 pm

  Fuuuunnnny Crap!
• ILUVYOU says:

  August 6, 2007 at 11:42 pm

  really the tissue is already in
  the breast sooooooo
  not funny
• kate says:

  August 7, 2007 at 2:08 am

  Its cute… and funny
• Emily says:

  September 13, 2007 at 10:50 pm

  Hahas
• RoRo says:

  September 25, 2007 at 8:50 pm

  hahahahahahahha! cruel but cool! i shud stop rhyming! (sp?)
• michelle says:

  September 28, 2007 at 10:05 am

  haha! I’d prolly do the same! j/k!
• FATASS says:

  November 1, 2007 at 11:27 am

  CHINGON that means tigh muuaah
• Jose (Josejoke.spruz.com | Josejoke.8k.com) says:

  November 4, 2007 at 8:18 pm

  nicee and hellaa funny =) =) xD =P
• Sadie says:

  November 6, 2007 at 1:37 am

  That was pretty good.
• Anti Christ says:

  November 11, 2007 at 4:43 pm

  HAHAHA LOL THATS GREAT
• Bob says:

  February 15, 2008 at 11:02 pm

  His wife had to be a blonde, a dangerous one!
• Vishal says:

  December 22, 2009 at 12:56 pm

  Not a cool thing to say to your wife bro.
• miss.baby.l@hotmail.com says:

  January 27, 2010 at 11:55 am

  hahahahha kills me!