The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds”.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. “How long will this take?” I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,” my husband replies.
I stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”
Without missing a beat he says “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”
He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
What'd You Think?

(25 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
August 2nd, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Fuuuunnnny Crap!
August 6th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
really the tissue is already in
the breast sooooooo
not funny
August 7th, 2007 at 2:08 am
Its cute… and funny
September 13th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Hahas
September 25th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
hahahahahahahha! cruel but cool!
i shud stop rhyming! (sp?)
September 28th, 2007 at 10:05 am
haha! I’d prolly do the same! j/k!
November 1st, 2007 at 11:27 am
CHINGON that means tigh muuaah
November 4th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
nicee and hellaa funny =) =) xD =P
November 6th, 2007 at 1:37 am
That was pretty good.
November 11th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
HAHAHA LOL THATS GREAT
February 15th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
His wife had to be a blonde, a dangerous one!