The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
What'd You Think?
(35 votes, average: 4.34 out of 5)
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Fuuuunnnny Crap!
really the tissue is already in
the breast sooooooo
not funny
Its cute… and funny
Hahas
hahahahahahahha! cruel but cool!
i shud stop rhyming! (sp?)
haha! I’d prolly do the same! j/k!
CHINGON that means tigh muuaah
nicee and hellaa funny =) =) xD =P
That was pretty good.
HAHAHA LOL THATS GREAT
His wife had to be a blonde, a dangerous one!
Not a cool thing to say to your wife bro.
hahahahha kills me!