Hippie And The Nun

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says "Hey guy I know how to [...]

Hippie And The Nun

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Hippie And The Nun was written by Shade on Friday, July 11th, 2008 at 10:29 amin Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Religious Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Quick Thinking Cabby , 22 Miles Per Hour , Little Red Riding Hood With A Twist , Biker Bullies , Taxi Ride .

156 Comments to “Hippie And The Nun”

• richard says:

  April 11, 2010 at 3:22 am

  lol that iz so funny lol :) smart of the driver
• paul says:

  April 12, 2010 at 10:04 am

  thats so funny, thas a good on bus driver!
• Segun says:

  April 16, 2010 at 4:03 am

  Oh my!Funnyý
• Crayon.Eater. says:

  April 19, 2010 at 2:21 pm

  LMAO! best yet
• hippie lover says:

  April 20, 2010 at 5:35 am

  lucky nun
• Razen says:

  April 23, 2010 at 12:55 pm

  Oh, kwl
• stroble says:

  April 23, 2010 at 2:58 pm

  stupidly clever, but honestly gross!!!!
• Abraham says:

  April 24, 2010 at 12:17 pm

  Funny made my day
• Iranian girl . Aye says:

  April 27, 2010 at 9:28 pm

  the nice one !! ha ha ha
• aaliyah says:

  April 28, 2010 at 1:00 pm

  lol . so freakin’ funny !
• marissa says:

  April 30, 2010 at 10:35 am

  thats kind of funny. not as good as some of the others though, but pretty good.
• MODUPE KHAKA says:

  May 28, 2010 at 9:06 am

  WOW THATA VERY GOOD JOKE DRIVER
• crazykid says:

  June 1, 2010 at 5:48 am

  LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Vishesh Goswami says:

  June 2, 2010 at 12:07 pm

  HAHAHAH ! Lol, I Cant Resist Laughing !!!!
• Fauz says:

  June 4, 2010 at 10:47 am

  The driver is crazy
• jodie says:

  June 10, 2010 at 9:32 am

  very funny hahaha
• leon raffle says:

  June 11, 2010 at 4:55 am

  damn!!!!!the driver
• Tinisha says:

  June 17, 2010 at 12:20 pm

  LOL MADE MY DAY!!!
• jimmy says:

  June 17, 2010 at 1:18 pm

  Hahahaha lmao made my day….. I beed sad all day but these jokes… made me smile/laugh hahahahaahhahahhaha lmao
• Prachi says:

  June 18, 2010 at 5:57 am

  what aclever driver & what a stupid boy
• Amuge David Onome says:

  June 21, 2010 at 2:56 am

  That realy got me whirling in laughter.Nice one,Shade
• luke says:

  June 21, 2010 at 6:44 am

  This much funnier than others good job bus driver. Lmao
• Joke guy says:

  June 24, 2010 at 12:35 am

  Whoa, remind me to never get on that bus!
• tomato23 says:

  June 24, 2010 at 8:05 pm

  Gee that bus driver is smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
• Pro Genius says:

  June 27, 2010 at 12:58 am

  Really i think the driver likes the hippie!!!! lol its still funny
• agnes says:

  July 9, 2010 at 11:45 am

  funny…mde my day.poor hippy
• jidmash says:

  July 9, 2010 at 3:27 pm

  pooooorrr man but veryy funnyyy lol
• samantha says:

  July 14, 2010 at 12:30 pm

  what nun would do that???
• West Side Story Fan says:

  July 19, 2010 at 10:47 pm

  How does one dress up as God? They didn’t capitalize the g in God. It’s a name so it should be capitalized. P.S. I’m never going to be able to get on a bus ever again!
• maRi says:

  July 21, 2010 at 5:08 pm

  bwahahah! that is sooOooooOoo funny!
• fundiswa says:

  July 23, 2010 at 4:13 am

  ai ngeke…lol de bus driver..ai hez so clever n m sowri 2heppie
• alex says:

  August 4, 2010 at 4:33 pm

  so funny haha
• sarah haruna says:

  August 6, 2010 at 2:05 pm

  i think i cracked my ribs.so fu……ni
• Fredie says:

  August 9, 2010 at 3:34 pm

  Wow, tht wuz so coul..poor hippie. Luky bus driver looks like sh loved hippie. Lmao!
• Fredie says:

  August 9, 2010 at 3:35 pm

  Tis funny. LoL
• aki says:

  August 10, 2010 at 7:13 am

  hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dis is wat happens when you r a hippie and listen to strange people
• yemmy says:

  August 14, 2010 at 12:18 pm

  hilariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
• sandesh says:

  August 23, 2010 at 11:47 pm

  nice buddy
• SANDEEP says:

  August 23, 2010 at 11:49 pm

  haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… ha………………………… ha………………………..
• Brittani Jackson says:

  September 2, 2010 at 5:05 pm

  omgee…that was too funny lol
• Joey says:

  September 4, 2010 at 2:34 pm

  Hahaha, but very, very DISGUSTING. Feel sorry for the Hippie, would kill the bus driver…but overall funny joke.
• Kage says:

  September 10, 2010 at 11:37 am

  lmao good one. !
• Levin says:

  September 13, 2010 at 11:12 am

  MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Thz 1 z CWAZIE haha
• Phira says:

  September 14, 2010 at 7:20 am

  heart taking, it wz mav well done buddy!!!!!!!!!!
• Kevin says:

  September 28, 2010 at 5:44 am

  LOL!! I think the bus driver was also a GUY!!!
• palomino/K says:

  October 2, 2010 at 8:44 am

  THAT IS disguisting sick and very funny/sweet revenge/and a I absolutely LMAOFF at this joke mentally.karma=golden 99%good.hahahahahaha !
• Cheryl says:

  October 2, 2010 at 11:32 am

  Very funy ha ha!
• soccer says:

  October 13, 2010 at 9:22 pm

  holy cr@p damn hipie got pwned
• your mom says:

  October 19, 2010 at 4:50 pm

  but wasnt he a guy too?….wait………ooohhh………
• sangletooth says:

  October 20, 2010 at 6:05 pm

  dis joke was hiliarious. lmfao! funny da the bus driver. he get jokes! the hippie is desprate….