Hippie And The Nun


One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…”

Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.

The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.

Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!”

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says “Surpise, its me the Hippie!”

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise, its me the bus driver!”

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Hippie And The Nun was written by Shade on Friday, July 11th, 2008 at 10:29 am. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Religious Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  No related posts.


16 Responses to “Hippie And The Nun”

  1. Munhozmib Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 10:30 pm

    I am laughing my ass out, this was pretty funny! Couldn’t see this coming!

  2. KillerPJ Says:
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    LOLzzzzz…. this was toooo goood!!! i’m loving it here!!!

    really nice ones!!

  3. Pattie Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    ahahhah i knew it i knew that would happen lmao

  4. PoZzMerrised Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 6:28 am

    NOt thats wat I call a okes Folks. Im lovin it here!

  5. sonia Says:
    July 23rd, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    really funny… lol ;)

  6. Ari Says:
    July 26th, 2008 at 8:54 am

    Ahahaha.. The nun will die laughing to know this..:D

  7. Tommy Says:
    August 6th, 2008 at 10:17 am

    Stupid!

  8. SLY Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 5:36 am

    Clearly didn’t see that coming…..

  9. lavrav Says:
    August 15th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    stoopid!

  10. High School Musical Says:
    August 19th, 2008 at 3:56 am

    i swear i didnt expect this :D

  11. Kelcé Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 3:03 am

    Great joke! Absolutely couldn’t stop laughing!

  12. sakura54 Says:
    September 15th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    this is seriously funny

  13. gat Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 8:58 am

    i think the bus driver is a gay

  14. Cole Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    Hahahah suprise it’s me the hippie…
    Suprise its me the bus driver :)

  15. Tonniez Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 12:09 am

    aha you have been had, thats soooo cool

  16. Michelleee Says:
    October 1st, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    LOL, my percussionmatesssss told me this one earlier. HILARIOUS.

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