Hippie And The Nun
One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…”
Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.
The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.
Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!”
The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says “Surpise, its me the Hippie!”
The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise, its me the bus driver!”
What'd You Think?

(305 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)
July 14th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I am laughing my ass out, this was pretty funny! Couldn’t see this coming!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
LOLzzzzz…. this was toooo goood!!! i’m loving it here!!!
really nice ones!!
July 21st, 2008 at 8:16 pm
ahahhah i knew it i knew that would happen lmao
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:28 am
NOt thats wat I call a okes Folks. Im lovin it here!
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:08 pm
really funny… lol
July 26th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Ahahaha.. The nun will die laughing to know this..:D
August 6th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Stupid!
August 12th, 2008 at 5:36 am
Clearly didn’t see that coming…..
August 15th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
stoopid!
August 19th, 2008 at 3:56 am
i swear i didnt expect this
August 20th, 2008 at 3:03 am
Great joke! Absolutely couldn’t stop laughing!
September 15th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
this is seriously funny
September 16th, 2008 at 8:58 am
i think the bus driver is a gay
September 18th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Hahahah suprise it’s me the hippie…
Suprise its me the bus driver
September 19th, 2008 at 12:09 am
aha you have been had, thats soooo cool
October 1st, 2008 at 11:21 pm
LOL, my percussionmatesssss told me this one earlier. HILARIOUS.