The Girlfriend
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ''H'' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he''s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue ''Y'' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he''s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green ''M'' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"
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…. Do i have to be american to laugh at this?
OMG.
TOO MUCH INFO! xD
I get it?
i DONT GET IT
They were 69ing
dats true wolf child how did u no
that was funny…a littie too much, but funny
Haha awsome!
i love when reading comments we can tell who the dumbasses are here =\
didn’t get it.
lol. I like that blonde twist.
haha i gett itt thee W iss the ring wayy rounndd
ann am blonde as well hahaaaaa x funny stuff
thats awesome
haha that was funny ^_^
Uhhhhhh didnt get it booooooooo!!!!!!!!!! jk no really booooo!!! srry
OMG;; Ehl-Oh-Ehl. Definate hilarious-ness.
What position did the blondes take to make a W look M on the chest
Ewwww! Lol! Ewww!
Ha! that wasawesomatic! ii myself am a lesbo! WoopT! they need more like this one! =D
You guys are all idionts
@Mmhmm, wow yeah the one with the bad spelling isn’t the idiot….
LOL that’s so funny hahaha xD
that was not funny at all i am a lesbo and look just like a guy
and people make fun of me but it goes in one ear and out the other ear and peolpe gave me a nickname which is leroy
well leroy we should talk lmao.! Lesbo poweR.! WooT.!
well here is my number 1662-567-6108
i need to try 59ing it haha
While Harvard does have red as a school color, and Yale claims blue. Neither Michigan nor Wisconsin claim green. This schools have no shared color, Wisconsin is red and white, while Michigan is maize (yellow) and blue. Leave out the part pertaining to color and the joke still makes jsut as much sense.
who gives a f#$k about the slight error your a f$#ken tool