The Geography Of Women


Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade - especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35 she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair’s a women really).

After 70 they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

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The Geography Of Women was written by F&J Staff on Monday, August 20th, 2007 at 2:44 pm. It was filed under Female Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Why Women are Better Than Men 81-100,  Safer Parking Lots For Women,  Why Women are Better Than Men 61-80,  Dad’s Job,  Why Women are Better Than Men 41-60.


10 Responses to “The Geography Of Women”

  1. Regina Phalange Says:
    August 20th, 2007 at 9:45 pm

    That is so lame. how stupid. is that meant to be a joke? its not funny its stupid.

  2. Lisa Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 6:53 am

    oh shut up ‘Regina Phalange’

  3. Nick Says:
    August 22nd, 2007 at 7:51 pm

    Umm Australia should be last

    Cuz who wants to go down there? also this is just modified by someone who didnt want to see Aus at the bottom:

    The Ages Of Women
    1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
    2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
    3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
    4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.
    5. After 56 she is like Australia, everybody knows it’s down there but who gives a damn?

  4. Jayde Says:
    September 7th, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    Uhh Nick should pretty much shove his comment up his heavily trafficked ass, Australia is pretty much the best country in the world. Much!

  5. Jess Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 9:41 pm

    Exactly!!! Australia is the best!!! Maybe you should come here and see what it’s like for yourself!

  6. Fideaux Says:
    November 19th, 2007 at 7:16 pm

    Aussie is cool. So is new zealand. Doesnt gollom live there?

  7. a guy Says:
    February 23rd, 2008 at 5:09 am

    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI!!!!!!!!!

  8. Workingman Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 6:02 am

    Australia is one of my top 10 i want to visit, most likely when i get vacation time T_T

  9. baddabaddaup! Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    Thats not really that funny . .

  10. Tyler Says:
    October 5th, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    Ooh Nick got told!

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