The Geography Of Women
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade - especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35 she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).
After 70 they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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That is so lame. how stupid. is that meant to be a joke? its not funny its stupid.
oh shut up ‘Regina Phalange’
Umm Australia should be last
Cuz who wants to go down there? also this is just modified by someone who didnt want to see Aus at the bottom:
The Ages Of Women
1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.
5. After 56 she is like Australia, everybody knows it’s down there but who gives a damn?
Uhh Nick should pretty much shove his comment up his heavily trafficked ass, Australia is pretty much the best country in the world. Much!
Exactly!!! Australia is the best!!! Maybe you should come here and see what it’s like for yourself!
Aussie is cool. So is new zealand. Doesnt gollom live there?
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI!!!!!!!!!
Australia is one of my top 10 i want to visit, most likely when i get vacation time T_T
Thats not really that funny . .
Ooh Nick got told!
Hahah i knew a really hot girl who lived in Austrialia… maybe i should talk to her again….
‘Regina Phalange’ u are the real loser.u know tat that was 1 of the best jokes i’ve ever heard
Very well coined…and funny!!
I love the joke…Lmao… Its pretty much hilarious